Paranormal Activity

This forum is set up so that one can not just jump in and pee in the pool. They must earn trust levels in order to be able to make more posts, post more pictures, post more URL’s, for example. If not, someone with malice could join and within an hour completely flood this forum with crap. I hope you understand this reasoning and that it is not personal, this is a policy that is applied to all. I began with that same trust level, Basic.

Your jesus is claimed to be patient, please practice that example.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha … “You claim that your Jesus is patient.” We have seen no evidence of this. Still, the conclusion remains. Why not be patient like the God you think you were made in the image of?

I doubt the Gospel Jesus was patient. Anyone who says “love me or burn in hell” is anything but that.

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Yes dude, I understand. I was hoping you’d get my joke there too but you didn’t.

Is that a ghost or a vampire jerking off? Or just a ghost or vampire in general?

Why would you see a bhost or a vampire in a General? And if he was already in the general why would he be jerking off? You mean he was in the general while the general jerked off? This sex talk is just over my head.

Please don’t talk about head, Cog. You know how that gets my motor running.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He went up on a couple of guys.

No. Fapping is the holy spirit begging you to rub one off so you can blow all of yours sins onto your bed sheets. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

I work in the mental health field, CNA, and other aides are constantly talking about the supernatural things they experience in nursing homes. I mentally roll my eyes at the absurdity of grown adults catering to such nonsense.

Favorite Nursing Home Story: “Lunar Madness.” AKA “The Transylvania Effect” “Lunacy” The nights when the patients walk the halls.

Hmmm, this is reminding me of something or maybe…someone?

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Oh you mean Patrick who joined a few days ago right?

The guy that no one can talk to without him telling them to fuck off and telling them how stupid he thinks they are? His Howard Stern act has gotten pretty old and frankly he sucks at it.

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Maaaybe, perhaps, possibly, a demonstrably viable explanation, etc…

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Hello Kellii,
I have been searching off and on for months looking for the scientific american episode.

Well, I still can’t find it.

Which leaves only one alternative. I conflated what I watched with the series scientific american.

My apologies for letting my fingers talk before I got my memories in order.

In the meantime…

I did find the psychologist (not a neurologist, like I previously thought), Michael Persinger. Michael Persinger - Wikipedia

A link to a Horizon episode regarding the relationship between mind and god(s), can be found here:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2003/godonbraintrans.shtml

I am also going to apologise for taking so long to reply. Life and stuff.

Hope all is well.

Oh. One more thing. Dr Persinger did research into the third man syndrome, along with the phenomenon of religious euphoria and hallucinations.

Dr Persinger developed a euphemistically named “god machine,” which produced the exact same sensations and emotions.

Not to belabour the topic…

Some more links:

That’s it, static on a radio, a breeze, imagining a voice that coincides with a 50/50 premise? Tell me this is a windup?

Not sure what’s more appalling that capitalised but at the start of a sentence, the idea it takes bravery to find unevidenced superstition dubious, or the idea at the end that an argumentum ad ignorantiam fallacy “spits in the face of science”?

Whaaaat, but the voices mun, you do know it was a woman’s voice right, and apparently women were there once? I mean come on, what are the odds it would be a woman’s voice? Oh wait a minute…now I do feel foolish.

I may need a mental health professional myself, as I was under the astonishing delusion transmitting human voices was what radios were specifically designed for? Paranormal, fnarrr…good one. :rofl:

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Hope you’re enjoying Fap Free February. I for one have never been fappier - :cry: ahem. “Happier”.

I only fap because I’m lonely. I watch porn because it bridges that existential gap between me and the other. The other being a porn star of some kind.

I believe all masturbation is rooted in existential angst over our fundamental separation as conscious beings.

Ho ho. Looks like someone is calling me out on a lesson I learned in third grade spelling. Never start a sentence with “but” or “and” - of course, with exceptions. There ARE exceptions. But if you want to stay true to your third grade spelling moralism, I’ll stay true to my inner third grade rebel. But, that’s just me. :thinking:

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Yes. Yes. The ghost had a radio. That dissolves in the solution quite well.

I’ve spoken to God. I speak to God. You know I’m not crazy. You know I wouldn’t lie to you.

You have no existential connection to God and a higher collective consciousness? You must be a pathetically lonely but also normal person, Sheldon.