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UPS, specifically, begun heading down the massive jobs cut path with the last union contract negotiations.

The union shot for the moon in virtually in every area of demand and UPS agreed to it all, AFAIK.

Yay for the labor victory in the short term. Really not so yay for labor in that UPS would inevitably slash jobs in a big way if their sector of the market began to tank.

Here we are. :face_with_diagonal_mouth:

Trump is a Dumpster Fire

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Yeah yeah, but like, Biden was like, sleepy n’stuff sometimes. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Except that after his dozing off during the funeral of Pope Francis, the Don Snorleone nickname has resurfaced 
 :smiley:

This now brings my list of synonyms to the following state:

Cheetolini
Mango Mussolini
Orange Scrotum
Orange Shitgibbon
Apricot Arsehole
Omango-Tan
Tangerine Harkkonen
Satsuma Streicher
Trumpanzee
Caterpillar Head
Mushroom Dick
Fanta Fuhrer
Carotene Ceaucescu/Carotene Carbuncle
Donmentia
Don Snorleone

Oh, and since someone suggested carving a Latin version of “fuck around and find out” onto a triumphal arch at some point in the future, once the Trumpanella epidemic is over, I dusted off my Latin classes at school. So, we have for example, the 3rd declension noun irrumator, -oris, ‘one who practises beastly obscenity’, followed by the verb irrumo, -are, -avi, -atum, which has two sets of meanings: [1] to extend the breast, to give suck; [2] to treat in a foul or shameful manner, to abuse, to deceive (hence irrumatus, ‘defiled’), along with the predictable meanings that occur in a sexual context.

Finding the above in a copy of Lewis & Short’s A Latin Dictionary allowed me to weave the requisite spell, and deliver:

Quis irrumat, invenibit

Translation: “He who fucks around, will find out”.

I might decide to make that the motto accompanying any family crest I decide to have registered with the heraldic authorities 
 :smiley:

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Some others:

Tangerine Palpatine
The Fanta Menace
Genghis Don
Velveeta Voldemort
Shitler
Groper Cleveland
Ear Farce One
Impotus
Benedict Donald
Cult 45 (there’s a beer in the U.S. called Colt 45)
Trumpanzee
Agent Orange
Ignorangutan
Baron Von Shitzenpantz

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Trumpolian
Our Fondling Father
Farty Seven
Fuckboi von Clownface
Fauxtus
The Covfefe Whisperer
Commander-in-Tweet
The Sunkist Sultan
The Carrot King
The Narcissist-in-Chief
Mar-a-Lardass
Jabba the Gut

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That shows how people can behave. Goodonya Canada. Elbows Up!!!

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I think I will have to create a piece with this Latin phrase as it’s focus :art::paintbrush: :wink:

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A long video but very informative


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A new level of stupid

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Google translate suggests “Whoever breaks in will find out.”
How accurate or inaccurate is that?

Christ on a bike, but Palpatine is dumb, if he genuinely believed that photo was real. He is also worryingly incapable of doubt, once he’s made up his mind, utterly closed minded.

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How much is his bullshit costing U.S. taxpayers?

Another good summary of Shitler’s first 100 days:

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Today is the 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself. If only we could be so lucky


And this is regarding someone with, for example, unilateral authority to launch nuclear weapons. This is also someone who has an affinity for declaring a national emergency of some kind in order to take actions unilaterally.

That Orange, who seems fixated upon revenge and punishment of those who oppose or resist, hasn’t used either of these to begin prosecuting a war by this point is, to me, nothing short of very surprising.

Google probably isn’t using the Lewis and Short Latin Dictionary, which is considered the classic work in this regard. However, the Lewis and Short Latin Dictionary is online, at the Perseus Project:

Lewis & Short Dictionary: entry for the verb irrumare

The related noun irrumator would nowadays be translated as “sheep shagger” 
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The other way around, google translate translates “He who fucks around, will find out” to Qui circum futuit, cognoscet.

Meanwhile, just seen this over at Faecesbook 
 this was apparently written by Tommy Lee 


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