Uh, sorry, guys, but it isn’t rust this time. Ya see, uh, wutta-happen-wuz, I had to mix some epoxy to secure a loose panel in a rather… ummm… embarrassing location. And once I got the panel in place, I was tired and sat down to rest… And it would seem I did not wait long enough for the epoxy to set prior to sitting. Soooooo… Anybody got any good ideas for unsticking epoxy?
Why yes. Pour boiling water around the area.
This also a sovereign method of birth control if you have nothing else. You fill a bathroom or kitchen sink with boiling water. Then you immerse your scrotum in the water until the pain goes away or you faint. (not suggested if you have no health insurance)
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Ummmm… Okaaaaaaay… 
… So, anybody ELSE got any ideas?
Oh, you’re serious? I heard that nail polish remover can help.
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hisss - looks like all the non believers are still here. You will all be judged before the OverLord!!! Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.
rat spit
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Welcome rat-spit. It is a pleasure to see you and the OverLord again.
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This is not Ratty’s first dance. Let’s not welcome him to the forum. Instead we will all do a “Face-palm Salute,” set our vomit buckets close by, and prep for the worst!
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Thank you, David. Nice GIF BTW.
I’ve been gone long enough to see the world approach Armageddon - ha ha ha.
Good to see all you geriatrics have managed to avoid it! And I mean that!
I’ve been focusing my time on a Theravada Buddhism forum. That implies “early teachings” Buddhism.
The forum has devolved into a postmodern swamp of stupidity and my attempts to bring some objective facts back into the then made relative truths was met with admonishment. So fuck them.
I don’t want to derail the thread.
Hello Tin-Man! Cog! Sheldon! Nyar!
I’m back after a long hiatus … mainly because the average IQ on other forums is considerably lower than what you’d find here.
Of course I will continue to bring into question the Athiest disbelief in the OverLord by relying on the healthy advice of the Evil One.
Hail Satan!!!
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Indeed. I am still certifiably insane and I encourage all of you to take a trip down the rabbit hole with me.
How has the forum been since I left?
Any notable religious nut bars?
Seems like the same place … The scenery has changed a bit.
RAAAAAATIEEEEEEE!!! 
Dude! I was getting worried about you! Logging on this evening and seeing your rodent ass just made my day! How the hell ya been? What do you think of the new place? Pretty snazzy, huh? Great having you back. The more the merrier on here. And you should know by now that The OverLord and Evil One are always welcomed to tag along. Oh, speaking of The Evil One, tell him he still owes me fifty bucks for that lap dance I gave him a few months ago. That bastard said he had to go to the bathroom and then snuck out the back door without paying. 
I’m well - given the circumstances. I haven’t caught coronavirus; my job and my wife’s job are considered “essential” - so I can pay my rent. And yeah … I wrote a book (which I will shamelessly plug later).
The new format looks nice. Like a fresh coat of lipstick on a pig. Ahahaha haha. I kid. This is one of the good forums.
That lap dance … the EvilOne didn’t want to get attached - that’s the real reason he ran away. But if he owes you fifty bucks, I’ll have a word with him.
Mmm hmm 
Okay. Okay.
He says next Friday is pay day and he can pay half.
Ahahaha haha!!! Stay well Tin-Man. Catch you later 
I know a website that shows how to walk around with a bench stuck to your arse.
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Unlikely. Link please?
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Dammit, Ratty, it’s good to have you back! 
Just to be completely transparent - I didn’t get the joke … if there was one. I don’t even know. I’m just interested in the site.
Err - good to be back. Penis jokes are on the way (just as soon as Sheldon realizes I’ve returned).
Well, yeah, I guess I got it wrong, but it was 2008 quite a while ago, my memory’s a bit hazy these days. I must have just remembered something like, well, walking in a park, getting stuck on a bench…I don’t remember exactly, I’m an old man, what d’you want. leave me alone, help, help, I’m being repressed.
Nice to see you back Ratty.
Dont do this at home.
Nice to see you too, Grinseed. I swear on my honour that I will not stick my penis in a park bench only to get it stuck out of arousal. I don’t even know what kind of fetish that is - wood fetish? Is that a thing?
Might be a bench fetish…I understand thats a thing amongst weightlifters in gymnasiums.
Oh, dear… Oh, my… 
I had no idea! And I wasn’t even trying that hard. I was basically just in “auto-mode” that night. End of shift and such, ya know? Oh, that poor little EvilOne. 
I do hope he is okay. Uh, tell ya what, let him know he can just give me half, okay? And I’m truly sorry if I misled him in any way. Thanks. You’re a pal.