As I tend towards mathematical pedantry, I wonder about the meaning of this. Is it “(Revisionists of belief) over theological scripture” or “Revisionists of (belief over theological scripture)”?
Will we be attempting to get this religion sold to mankind in a part of the world containing people who are living in the most illiterate, least advanced state possible?
This has seemed to be the m.o. of some other major faith rackets that managed to flourishingly infest humanity. Afghanistan is a viable option.
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Hmmm… Thanks, but I’ll have to pass on that one. Been there, done that. Having to tip-toe around minefields and dodge mortar rounds ain’t worth the trouble just to spread The Word. Besides, not much money to be made off simple goat herders who live in isolation in the mountains with barely enough food to eat.
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So…I’m a bit embarrassed to ask, but…er…what IS The Word, and who wrote it? Do we have to guess The Word, or do we get hints? Is it a verb, a noun, or what? Is it Monkeywrench? Basketball? Sofa? Underwear? Refraction? Convergence? Onomatopoeia? Umbrage? Cheese?
It’s an idea so simple that I’m amazed nobody tried it before. Who knows, maybe that is exactly the recipe to success?
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Well, the only two possible names (after a quick google search) are Keannaemilyelizebeth Romanadveratrelunder. As we are beginning our adventure here at the AR, the name is going to have to have 20 characters.
Perhaps we can invent some of our own, and then wait for a magic dream of total non-inspiration. Obviously each inspired dream would eliminate a name as having come from our own base psychology. The one remaining name, that no one gives a shit about would be the perfect name for our new god.
superificimagicalmanofthegreatvoid?
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Correction. The No Word. (Perhaps “correction” was a bit harsh 
no-bro)
Tell me, “Do you believe in…?”
“No”
My personal approach with the IBD.
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Just imagine the publicity for a belief… nonbelief, Word/ No Word faith if a couple of us wind up as a CNN story after catching a few rounds. Or end up captured and on the tee-vee, reading a script about how infidels will pay for Middle East transgressions. We’d be viral in no time.
But, alas, that leaves central and west Africa, then.
The multiple languages will be a bitch to navigate but our tans will be world class.
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Well, dang. You are correct. Thank you for that correction, Sister White. The No Word it shall be, as it was always not meant to be, from the non-beginning of all time, until its eternal end.
No need to be embarrassed, Brother Get. Asking questions is how we learn. Perhaps this video will help guide you to the answer you seek.
…(heavy sigh)… 
… Yes, yes. I see the wisdom in your words now. I did not consider our non-mission in that light, as my thinking was clouded by past experiences. Please forgive me for my weakness. But yesterday is no longer today, and today will soon be tomorrow. Therefore, let us not dwell upon the futures that have already passed us by. Our non-mission requires us to be strong and brave, for we have our Divine Disbelief to help guide through even the most blinding darkness and the dimmest of lights. (Damn… Guess I better start brushing up on my Arabic.)
Problem is that I don’t tan. My chassis starts turning a strange bluish color as it gets hot.
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And no-bro, the brightest light 
. The fucking believers and woo-woo spiritualists are always shedding light on shit. Come to the light! Wake up!
Well fuck me! You ever been asleep and some dipshit flips on the light??? Feel good? Do you “wake up” all cheery and thankful??? Or how about a well used room, like the kitchen or bathroom or living room? Nice low lighting creates a cleanliness that disappears once held under the scrutiny of bright lights. Every dust bunny, unwiped cupboard door, fingerprints on windows and window shelves - spiderwebs 
around ceiling corners and dead flies captured in light fixtures… NOT pretty. In disgust, you realize there’s so much cleaning to do, you forget all the cleaning that’s already been done.
It’s a metaphor, btw. But I don’t like the light shiners. I don’t have the time, nor the will to live a purely sanitized life.
Nema no-bro!!!
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HEY! Aren’t we just recreating ZEN without the zen. Bald heads and orange robes without orange robes or counting the hairs to verify the baldness of nothing.
Noooo. I used to run my then 7 year old brother out of my room when he’d wake me up at 6 in the morning on a Saturday.
Don’t get me wrong 
… I’m all for the natural sunlight. It’s gentle rising at dawn. It’s noon 
rays enveloping my home.
It’s the fucks that have a bright flashlight or fluorescent and claim it’s to help you see better.
Come on! I told you. To play fireman and damsel in destress, some props are just necessary!
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The Doomed of Earth, is apropos, as the understanding is quite ridiculous. I mean being an atheist at all, never realizing you were religious in the first place and that your religion was based on a delusion of an Earth that doesn’t exist. But, the critical understanding has been finally recognized, so conversion is now plausible at least.Good luck, and keep trekking.
ASSERTION: Earth is doomed in the same way all planets are doomed. The human species is doomed in the same way all species are doomed ***Unless of course we can find a way off this rock and possibly become citizens of the Galexy." You have said absolutely NOTHING.
Wrong banana breath. Most of us fully recognize we were religious. That’s why we aren’t any longer.
In the meantime, you have not provided one iota of evidence for this god thing and simply continue to make one inane assertion after another. Demonstrate the eixtence of your god.
He is your God but okay; are you of scientific inclination? That is to say do you understand the difference between REALITY and DELUSION?
Under even your definition we have the following reality in evidence and demonstrated on earth everyday.
Merriam Webster: Definition of sterile
free from living organisms and especially pathogenic microorganisms
Tell me how your scientist got life on a sterile Earth how your scientist got and eternal unsterile earth in a totally sterile Universe?
Then pool all your friends,relatives, Doctors, even scientist themselves and ask them If the International Space Station has been sterile on its outside for 21 years, after continuous contamination by sterile uniforms of Astronauts. and space instantly sterilizes them every time they leave the Space Station. How delusional must humanity be to claim Earth was ever formed sterile! Indeed had earth really formed sterile, it would still be sterile in 2022, as this Universe is sterile and sterile producing.
disprove that, and yes you can use all the scientist on Earth … I’ll be waiting, to lead you to God when your ready.
Psst … Earth was created! God bids you and all welcome.
Howdy, Author. Welcome aboard. Good to have you with us.
So, about your suggestion. On one hand, I admit I sorta like it. Has a forboding, yet catchy, ring to it. And, honestly, it appeals to my style of ironic humor. Even so, I’m afraid you will need to try again. Granted, if it was only about ME, I would likely use your suggestion. However, there are others I must consider. Plus, with a church name like that, there is a tendency for it to attract the wrong sorts of people. And we want to keep things respectable. Keep trying, though. You show potential.