The problem with non-believers like you is that you have no faith in your disbeliefs. And if you truly believe you do not believe in god, why do you not believe you hate your god so much?
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One word: Eeeeeeeeek! 
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World Association of Non-theist Knowledge - WANK
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OK, another one before heading towards my home office:
Peaceful Eclectic Naysayers of Infidel Supremacy - PENIS
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I just disbelieve you are all disbelieving in the wrong way and so your disbelief isn’t true disbelief as no true disbeliever would ever disbelieve in the way you are disbelieving unless they were believers only pretending to disbelieve the obvious evidence disbelieving folks actually disbelieve. Because of this, I am starting the real church of disbeliebing believers.
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Yup - not true disbelievers.
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That’s the problem with you unbelievers, I just cannot believe your disbelief in general and in particular.
I just lack the the belief that your particular unbelief and the lack of claims that you do not claim for it can possibly convince me to disbelieve. I understand your lack of need to have a religious basis to your unbelief as much as I understand your lack of belief that drives you away from a religious exercise with its uniformity, rites, codes, ritual and catechisms.
I just do not believe your claims.
Jesus frigging Karen Christ, I just converted from the Bacon faith to this new Atheist Unbeliever/Believer Lingerie PENIS one. Now there’s another in the pipeline that may more accurately represent correct un/proper/disbelief?
The pencils in a cup I’ll be selling in airports will go to the printer soon, so we’ll need to nail down which faith/ unfaith is the most godly/ not at all godly.
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The Church of the Tax Evasion.
Think of all the money you can make. Get rich people to “donate” a few hundred grand each year, to the “Church Charity” (cough cough). They get to write it off as charity, the money disappears into an organization that can not be audited. And this loving and caring church just happens to “gift” or “loan” a Rolls Royce or other perk to the wonderful person who donated.
Everyone wins wins, of course with the exception of the common taxpayer.
Do you think that an administrative fee of 50% is enough?
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Exactly! We MUST decide on a church name SOON. The pencils are only the beginning! T-shirt and ballcap designs must be submitted. The tour busses need to be taken to the paint shop. The private jet must be registered. Billboards along all major roadways must be rented. Contracts must be drawn up to build the church. Radio and television stations must be contacted to have ads running during prime times. The list goes on and on. And ALL of these things require a snazzy logo, a catchy slogan, AND… A… NAME. I’ve seen some fantastic suggestions already, but we really do need to narrow them down ASAP.
(By the way, Blue, I love the pencils in a cup gimmick. Helps the church maintain a “humble” appearance. 
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I like where you’re going with that, Dave. And I admire your honesty. However, I’m thinking maaaaybe we shouldn’t be so blatantly “forward” with the name. I mean, you know how people can be, right? They see scary words like “tax” and questionable words like “evasion”, and it just… wellll… it just leaves them with a subconscious “uneasy” feeling. Know what I mean? After all, being that we are believers in the non-belief of believing, why would anybody want to believe us if they believed we didn’t believe in not being honest about our disbelief? Maybe try something a bit more subtle and follower-friendly. Ummmm… How about, “Fellowship Church of Free Cookies”? Says the same thing, but in a “nicer” way. See?
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looooool Karen XD
Here’s the best one.
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Just remember that if you ‘have’ disbelief, it is not true ‘disbelief,’ because if your ‘disbelief’ were true it would be the unspoken and unspeakable word of ‘disbelief’ that came to humanity prior to the spoken word of ‘belief.’ Praise the pure, unspoken, primal, prelingual, intangible, beyond time and space, yet clearly having an effect on our world, disbelief, with a capital ‘D.’ 'Disbelief."
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GOD (imaginary)DAMMIT already! Folks, all I asked for was just ONE SIMPLE NAME for the god-disbelieving-damn church! Every minute we delay we are losing large amounts of mon-… I mean we are losing the opportunity to not save many precious non-believing souls in which we do not believe. If we don’t get this ball rolling soon, we risk having some group of phoney heathen non-believers step in and hijack our racke-… I mean they could give OUR TRUE disbelief religion a bad name, making it more difficult for us to make mone- (dammit)… making it more difficult for us to spread the TRUE Words of Disbelief. Look, we can quibble about all the doctrine and shit LATER, okay? But FIRST we need to get established. So find a name already! Chop-chop!
I’d like to suggest 2 titles,
CHAPEL OF DECAY or
CATHEDRAL OF DREAD
Hmmmm… Cathedral of Dread, eh?..
… It does have a nice “ring” to it, I admit. And the “poster children” do seem like fairly respectable chaps. Definitely eye catchers, at least. My only concern, though, is will there be any complications with copyright infringements?
Will we have to dress like a gay bondage night at timminy? Not very “dreadful” are they? Plus they can’t spell “Cathedral”
Nah, I would rather not thankyou. I dont believe this is viable.
Agreed; leather can chafe.
One must learn sweet guitar licks to start a metal band. Paying attention in Good Spelling class takes a back seat.
Whomism.
Who are you? Do you seek the eternal light?
Humanism. That appeals to many.
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