Paranormal Activity

[Nyarlathotep]

@rat_spit

That was when I was abducted by aliens. True story. I shit you not. Fucking alien space ship. Aliens locked me in a cell.

They decided I was non-compliant and went on a year long journey to take me off my meds so that they could test out different meds.

I should file malpractice.

How are you going to get your paperwork to the regional office in the Alpha Centauri system?

[Bluedoc]

By the same method they retrieve cows and probe victims, naturally.

[Sheldon]

@Nyarlathotep

They sell $1 pairs of reading glasses at the dollar store down the street that bend light.

Ah, made from gravity are they?

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