More pastors behavior

Once again the dissipation and moral turpitude of “christian” leaders is on display. Covered up and minimized by the legion of faceless middle aged white men in charge.

"when will they ever learn?


Oh-dear-GOD! It wasn’t even HIS fault! That poor bast-… pastor! It was that evil medication and alcohol that tricked him into doing the Devil’s bidding! How can they possibly blame HIM for something Satan obviously manipulated? This is an OUTRAGE! Are they really gonna stand by and allow SATAN to ruin the reputation and life of that shining beacon of Godlessne-… Godliness? They are simply sending a message to the world that Satan is more powerful than God, and those two women were tools of the Devil! Aaaaaaargh! :weary::rage::triumph::weary::rage::triumph:




Welcome, LordOtto, but I fail to see the humor in my post. This is no laughing matter! They are labelling that degener-… despairing Man of God as a perverted sex fiend, while calling those two demonic harlets victim’s! But it is the PASTOR who is the victim here! He is the victim of Satan’s evil trickery, and those two women were sent by Satan to expose the TRUE inner spirit of that whore-mong-… that Holy Vessel of the Lord! This is a travesty!

different pastor behavior:

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I really don’t blame these pastors… After all, they’re just exploiting the gullibility of the masses. I blame the idiots who follow these predators.


lol yeah, I remember that nut job. What a fuck’n jackass.

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Yep. And they are laughing all the way to the bank as they do so.

Oh, by the way, LordOtto, in case nobody has warned you yet, try not to take some of the shit I say too seriously. Just so you know. And welcome again to the AR. Happy Atheist Day to you.

Big houses and private jets seem to be a common denominator with these guys.

Joel Osteen’s house:

LMAO the motherfucker obviously pocketed all of those tithes. He’s living wonderfully off of that money. It pays to sell religion on Wednesdays and Sundays.

Rumors of his failure to pay taxes are likely conflated with the fact that his church — which reportedly can bring in upwards of $80 million in donations and has had $90 million in operating expenses — is largely exempt from paying taxes

Joel Osteen Probably Does Pay Taxes, Despite Twitter Rumors.

Medieval monks took vows of poverty. Today’s pastors take vows of conspicuous consumption.

Damn. Yep, it’s atheists like that con artist motherfucker that give the rest of us honest atheists a bad name. Although, I have to admit, there are times it can be annoying to have a conscious and a sense of personal integrity.

@LordOtto Welcome to Atheist republic, I hope you enjoy yourself in here. As Tin Man described, he mixes in a lot of humor. But then again, how does one cope with rusty balls? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Long soaks in vinegar followed by vigorous buffing with Brillo pads.

Weeellll, we’ve all been there. Some of us? Just me then? Jeeesh…:innocent:

Seriously, his doctor’s name is Satan? Well you had to see the bad meds coming there.:grin: Call me superstitious, but I don’t think I’d let a doctor whose name is Satan, prescribe me drugs.


Nice pool he’s got there, handy for dunking witches…:face_with_raised_eyebrow::wink:

Well I hope you are right that laughter is the best response; but I’m worried. I’m concerned that Satanic Panic 2.0 is coming.


No. Not just you. Trust me, you’re not alone in that area. :disappointed:

Seriously??? Hell, that is exactly who I’d go to for mine! Woooo-hoooo! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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