It was Satan’s fault. He took advantage of the penis that god gave me. But I am holy, that is why it pointed to Him when I was in in sin. God wanted to bless me with lot’s of money - I just didn’t get the point.
Being a wanker is a terrible thing, unless you have the power not to be one. A pair of breasts and and a cuddly cunny are are a marvelous thing, some of us just need to enjoy the photographs. But if you are gay, how dare you. God will never forgive that, unless you don’t get caught. Always remember, masturbations is a terrible sin, but it is never as bad as as not acknowledging that breasts and a vagina equal stupidity. Watch out for those nasty female bits.
Perhaps we never will.
Hence a deity creating us with opposable thumbs.
This deity sounds like a bumbling incompetent.
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WTF? (la la la la la 20 characters…)
What? Your thumbs aren’t disposable? Hell, I replace mine every six months or so.
(Sorry, Shelly. Couldn’t resist. 
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Disposable thumbs could come in quite handy after masturbation - especially if there are no tissues at hand.
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Fucking unpredictive text, obviously. 
Or my disposable thumbs fell off…
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Yes. Yes Indeed.
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Curious, that you make such statements? Whom ever old you people quit being people because the become Christians. Here the issue isn’t the sinfulness of the man, but the reality that he is forgiven and thus, saved despite his predilection to sin. Remarkably you see no problem with your breathing, why? because it 9s innate within you, just as sin is innate in humanity. The difference here is this, Pastor is still going to be saved and thus is immortal already.
the beginning text was meant to say whom told you, not old you. sorry!
Ha, ha ha, says the person whose entire existence is predicated on a false earth.
But you have no evidence
You’ve offered nothing but your own beliefs and that’s not evidence. Anyone from another religion, such as a Hindu can say what you just said.
In other words, You’re making a lot of claims. When you make a claim you automatically accept the Burden of Proof. What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
That’s fine if you want to believe in god claims. But if you want me and other Atheists to buy what you’re peddling, you’re going to have to do better than that. You did join a Atheist forum and declared yourself Christian.
Give empirical and objective evidence to back your claims. I only believe facts and existing historical and scientific evidence. Not your superstitions and imaginary evidence.
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Meanwhile, on the subject of the behaviour of pastors, I have a nice little list of pastors who featured in the news, after being arrested for, among other criminal behaviours, playing “Hide The Sausage” with 12 year old girls. This list has recently been augmented by these three new additions:
[1] Baptist church leader arrested for soliciting sex with a dog on Craigslist;
[2] Pastor arrested for engaging in sex with a pregnant sheep;
[3] Pastor arrested for possession of child pornography and sexual abuse of animals;
Guess that being a magic man fetishist isn’t a pre-requisite for ethical behaviour after all …
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This point about forgiveness as espoused by christians has always been hard for me to wrap my head around.
For example, according to christians, a thoroughly evil man, who has spent a lifetime killing and raping children and committing other unspeakable acts, only has to repent on his deathbed to be granted forgiveness and granted entrance to heaven.
But an atheist can spend his lifetime doing good deeds, helping the poor, contributing to his community, and living an exemplary life is condemned to the christian hell to burn for eternity just because he didn’t believe the unevidenced claims of the christians.
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Whilst I accept humans are evolved mammalian apes, who must therefore be fallible, and make mistakes, I see no objective evidence for anything supernatural like sin.
Can you demonstrate any objective evidence that sin is real, beyond pointing to inevitable mistakes or bad decisions people make?
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Breathing. Demonstrable.
“Sin”??? Lol 
Aw, c’mon, Shelly. You know, SIN! For example, like two daughters getting their father drunk so they can have sex with him and get pregnant… 
… Oh, wait. God is okay with that. Ah! Here’s one… Cutting open the bellies of pregnant women and bashing the unborn babies against the rocks…
… Well, dang. God actually wants you to be happy while doing that… Hmmm… Hold on. There must be a good example here somewhere. Uhhhh… Okay, here we go. How about masturbation? Yeah! There you go! God hates it when we masturbate. Straight to the Lake of Fire for THAT abominable sin!
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