It’s a robot? 
@Tin-Man has been letting his creations run around again. We’ll simply have to ask him to put it back where he got it. 
Hey, I am their creator, so I am their god. And I gave them free will to do exactly what I programmed them to do.
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Ahem, are you going to address the fact you had to subcontract out half of the work to build them? I mean, you did come up with the general idea. Let’s be honest though, you’ve made better creations high upon your porcelain throne.
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You do know that they have been seen fraternizing with toasters, right? What about the reports of robot porn?
Edit actuator orgasm
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So what? The god of the bible subcontracted plenty! He had Noah build his own damn ark. He contracted multiple armies to fight his battles against those who offended him. He relied on countless rulers, holy officials, and scribes to write, translate, and edit his “Perfect Book” over the course of several centuries. He frequently contracts Satan to take the blame for all his dirty work. I could add more, but I think you get the point. Yet, you want to criticize ME for ordering a few specialized parts off Amazon? Hmph!
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Hey! Robots need loving, too, you robophobic bastard? Besides, I never said they were ANGEL robots. Sheesh! Everybody’s a critic! 
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I just can’t decide. Too many choices. Surprise me!
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I’d slow the roll on that request.
Last time one of the regulars requested the combo option, a Special New Buff Friend was suddenly part of the party.
@Tin-Man said he was the wizard and could do special things behind the curtain, or some such.
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Well, if everyone is claiming their part, those bits of brain I donated, the ones you said I didn’t need, should be com com p compo compan You shoouod give me some bananas.
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…(reminiscing stare)… Ahhh, yes. I remember that evening… (big grin)… And if you pay attention, you will notice Mr.Dawn still has a little trouble sitting comfortably. Now SHUSH, Doc, or you will ruin the surprise for C.M.
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Pfffft. You need Charles Manson in your life lmao 
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Hell, we’re pen pals. By the way, have the friction marks healed yet around your-… uh, well, you know… Remember, fresh aloe applied twice daily.
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Hell yeah! Now THAT would be a PARRR-TY! Even dive back into the 70’s a bit, too.
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Agree with the 80s direction; old old school ones tend to love a little too hard.
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Uh, well, I hope you carefully scrutinize the guest list… @Cognostic has been known to fraternize with some avid “poo flingers”…
Edit: flying feces
Woah! I didn’t sign up for that!
