I hate christmas

Be advised, medicine doesn’t work on Cog. Given his questionable lifestyle these past few years, he has developed an amazingly high tolerance for just about every pharmaceutical substance known to Man. (To be honest, it’s actually fairly impressive, if you ask me.) Anyway, point being, don’t expect your endeavors to have much of an effect on him. That flea-infested King Kong wannabe doesn’t keep a banana plugged into each of his ears for nothing. Thank God you are still trying, though. I, for one, would love to see him finally come around to being a True Atheist.

Well, fuck, he sure showed me. And then ran away with his tail between his legs. I will chalk it all up to an advertising campaign to try and sell some of his cards. I really liked the one with the Muslim women. Alas, I fear I would not be willing to support a person who is doing so much damage to the image of Atheists with his bigoted views.

Aw, shit! He left? Son-of-a-…!!! Dammit! NOW how the hell are we suppose to get you all straightened out into being a True Atheist? Cog, you asshole! You dun gone an’ runned off anutha 'un! That’s why we can’t have nice things around here! :triumph:

I know, I know. My mommy didn’t raise me right. That’s what happens when your parents abandon you and you are raised by a banana tree.

Not just an Apeist - a Serial Apeist.

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I like cereal, it goes well with banana and when you sit on it it scratches your ass.

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No, Cog is the legendary super atheist. Watch out for his head grab and pummel technique.

Broly

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I have no sense of WHAT this “Cognostic” character believes. He seems to spout only angry, sarcastic rants. He clearly isn’t versed in the discipline of logical argument, so he really isn’t worth the attention he enjoys. That’s why my last reply to him was on his level—silly insults.

But do you know why? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_njf8jwEGRo One of the best lectures on the topic you will ever watch. Providing you are interested in this sort of stuff. Reductionism and Biology. (Complex systems and reductionism) Relevance to the discussion starts 1:00:00 One hour in. It’s all very reasonably explained.

So, not only are you a serial apeist…you are a cereal asseist.
That figures.

Oh, Andy! You’re back! Yay! Praise the Lord! I was worried you had given up and left us. Thank God, you have returned to help put Cog on the path to True Atheism. But you can’t use logic on him. We have been trying that for years already, and as you can tell, it has no effect. So we are relying on you to come up with a different method of breaking through to him. Please don’t give up. I’ll be praying for you. :pray:

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I ran away? Sorry, Cognostic, but as a public service in the name of rationality, I am your devoted teacher/trainer. You pose quite a challenge, but being an ape means you CAN be trained.

Then stop replying… This is your first inane comment with no content but for a personal attack. You don’t like what I have said… demonstrate where it is in error.

This is your second attempt at avoiding anything resembling a discussion and simply engaging in nonsense. Demonstrate the error of my previous post. Better, demonstrate how your posts are not bigoted. BIGOT: a person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, especially one who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group.

Well, unless you have a rolling pin and some battery cables attached to a high voltage source, good luck with that training. Be advised, though, we usually leave that to White. That is HER territory.

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Bless you Tin-Man! Your prayers have given me new strength…I feel the power of the Lord stirring in my veins!!! If anyone can help me slay this devil, 'tis the unHoly creator who created this monstrous devil in the first place!!!

…Now if only the Lord can help me locate Cognostic’s posts…

This is the third post you have made with no content what so ever and no attempt to further your inane assertion of sun god worship and how it is not really worship. How it is nice fuzzy religion that isn’t really about gods but about the changing of the seasons.

Your ineptitude to carry on a conversation only validates your ignorance. You are a ‘Bigot’ with regards to Christians. You have not understood nor grasped the idea that “THEIR FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS ALSO YOUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH.” You are so balled up in your own little world of hatered that you can’t see the shit you are swimming in.

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Yes! I know exactly what you mean!
It sounds CRAZY to hear that the end of the winter solstice on (or near) Dec. 25 is “the end of winter”!!!
It’s still freezing outside for months afterwards.

The bitter cold of winter sticks around. When we Canadians turn on our car heater in winter, it takes a while for the car to heat up. Ditto for the planet. The sun is rising a bit higher every day after the “end of winter”, but the sun doesn’t create enough heat to suddenly eliminate the cold that’s left behind. It’s going to take time.

But, “astronomically” it actually IS “the END of winter” near Christmas.

Here’s the basic scoop…—> As you know, the sun’s “orbit” around our planet changes every day. During the summer the sun rises HIGHER each day, until it reaches its HIGHEST point on June 21, when the amount of “day and night” are EQUAL (and that’s the summer EQUA-NOX). Afterwards, the sun rises LOWER each day, until it reaches its LOWEST point—6 months later—on Dec 21, when the amount of “day and night” are EQUAL (and that’s the summer EQUA-NOX).

This constitutes 4 your fourth inane post without any effort or content towards furthering a discussion. Regarding your Bigoted position towards Christians and their beliefs or your ignorant understanding of paganism and sun god worship.