Yeah, about that… If you are still talking about Dave walking, then I strongly suggest staying UPWIND from him. And even then, still be cautious with your breaths. As for the “rustling of leaves”, did you notice he’s wearing corduroy pants?
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@Tin-Man Ha! I’ll try NOT to imagine that, thank you very much.
Hmmmm, If I was a bear and heard some guy coming up the path with bells on his clothes, I would suspect he was a little light in the loafers and about to become a yummy snak.
Sitting around the campfire, checking their hunting equipment.
“Guns?” “Check”
"Snake Boots?’ “Check”
“Extra Ammo?” “Check.”
“Delightful winsome tinker bells?” “Check.”
“Ballet slippers and tights?” “Check.”
“Well, let’s go get those bunny rabbits.”
Burley men in ballet tights, toting shotguns, and pronking through the woods.
(I used ‘pronking’ just so you guys would have to look it up. Okay, I found it in a thesarus myself, but what a great word. )
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I have actually seen this. It is rather disturbing, though entertaining in its own right.I also know that you aspire to be a master Pronker. There’s no use in denying it, so don’t.
Deny it? Hell no. I am looking forward to ti. The next time you and Tin Man go (Throat clearing sounds) 'Ahemmmmm (Wink Winik,) “Know what I mean. Know ;what I mean!” I’m there. I thought of a new twist as well, we could all wear bright red loipstic and paint red targets around our nipples and on our ass. Please please (Wink ;and a nod.) take me hunting with you next time.
Oh dear GOD! What the fuck is WRONG with you, man? 
That’s the stupidest and most warped shit I’ve ever heard! No true hunter would ever go hunting like that. Anybody with half a brain knows it has to be SAFETY ORANGE lipstick and paint. You damn rookie. Trying to get us all killed? I swear, I really worry about you sometimes. I’m afraid Skrit and I are gonna have to discuss whether or not you are ready to go hunting with us anytime soon.
But but but… I brought along camouflage forest green socks and leggings so the targets won’t stand out so much. Orange? Really? Orange? Does that mean I should go back to 7/11 and try to sneak out with a tube of orange? This hunting stuff is really hard. Why didn’t you tell me this before I stole the leggings? Do you know how hard it was to find three neighbors with camouflage leggings and socks who all do laundry on a Sunday. And then there was picking the right sizes. So many thin skinny hunters. Finding the big burly outfits was a taks. (Breaking down crying.) You just don’t appreciate me Sobbing. I work my fingers to the bone Heavy heaves and no one cares. I do all I can to make your life more comfotable. Hight pitched monkey wooohooo and all I get is woe. You just go hunting with your firends. I don’t care. I will go on my own., I will find new friends… "Woooo Hoooo.* You don’t love me any more. I’m going to my room. And I am taking this cookie with me… Woooooo.
Careful there Tinny boy. We wouldn’t want to get our simian friend too riled up. Otherwise we will have to deploy the face shields and poop-guards. What the hell, let him wear red and we’ll just stay a little bit away from him so as to avoid any overspray, you know…
Ahhh you fuckin’ crybaby. After we put up with your retirement home panty-raid bullshit? I swear you just can’t make some fuckers happy.
Here we go with the cookie thing again. I’m beginning to think that perhaps, just maybe, possibly, chances are, stranger things have happened, I wouldn’t be surprised, not exactly front page news, that this whole cookie thing is indeed NOT about a dough-based confectionery or the like, but rather a vague and disturbing reference, or euphemism if you like, for an anatomical protuberance about which our illustrious friend has exhibited what could be referred to as something similar but not exactly like an obsessive fixation which has clearly bedeviled him for some time now.
Wipe your nose and your filthy ass and thank Graud that no one saw you throwing yet another of your famous tantrums… Holy shit…
(Fingers in Ears) La la la la la la la la la la la la la la I can’t hear you!
See? This proves everything I ever said…about anything.
As entertaining as that might be, I’m afraid I must have respect and consideration for all the other hunters out there. It would be a damn shame to have one of them waste their precious ammo on Cog’s scraggly-rangy ass. What little meat they MIGHT get off of him just wouldn’t be worth the bullet or effort. In good conscious, I simply cannot allow that. Plus, if they ever discovered we purposely allowed it, they might get mad enough to ban us from the All-you-can-drink-open-bar-pre-hunt Parties. Do you seriously expect me to go hunting sober?
Well you do make some good points here. Sometimes I get so worked up over the prospects of…well let’s just say I get worked up…
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Now it’s official: the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade on a 6-3 vote.
I’ve always held that some rights and liberties such as we possess, including limits on state (and a state’s) power, won’t survive if we don’t keep insisting upon them.
A woman’s right to bodily autonomy, in this respect, is apparently one of these.
I’ll be stunned if my state won’t soon be the lone Midwest safe haven for abortion patients; looks like its time to begin dedicating even more time to one of the clinics.
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It remains to be seen how far states that ban abortion will go in attempting to make it difficult for their residents to travel to another state to get an abortion. Will they try to criminalize that?
It is a sad day for the rights of women in the USA.
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I’m very disappointed. This pisses me off. The problem with this is Christianity in the US. They’re doing a real shitty job keeping religion out of politics. It’s no one’s fucking business if a woman gets an abortion.
This runs into concerns about states (or the state) passing laws to negate patient privacy and HIPAA laws.
Which would be yet another violation of the rights that prohibit the state from interfering with individual lives.
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This may sound cruel, but I expect that up here in Canada close to the border, abortion clinics will open up to fill a new demand. The depressing part is that it will happen in Mexico too, with sub-standard health serviecs in some places.
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