Just wondering if the guy burning cause he ate shrimp is pissed when he talks to Bundy and finds out Red Lobster is allowed now?
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Hell is a Christian invention, the Old testament Both Moses (Deut. 14:1) and Jeremiah (Jer. 16:6) denounced mortuary practices taken to imply such beliefs. [Necromancy]), although officially forbidden, was widely practiced, even in high places. Saul’s request to the witch of Endor to “bring up” the dead prophet Samuel for him (I Sam. 28:3–20) implied that the dead, or at least some of them, still existed somewhere or other, probably in [Sheol], “the land of gloom and deep darkness” (Job 10:21). In Sheol, the good and the [wicked] shared a common fate, much as they had in the Babylonian underworld. The place did not conjure up images of an afterlife, for nothing happened there. It was literally inconceivable, and this is what made it frightening: death was utterly definitive, even if rather ill-defined.death - Mesopotamia | Britannica
Satan is a Good Guy who does God’s bidding in the Old Testament. He is the accuser but he does nothing without the approval of God. The Christians turned him into the scary Enemy/Satan horned God of the forest who will take away the nauty Roman children in the night. Boooooooo! Satan is a CHRISTIAN INVENTION AND SO ARE THE FIERY PITS OF HELL.
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I like to ask christians, how did Satan from book of Job, turned into a Satan from Revelation or any other book in a NT.
As a kid, and even later in life, the rules for going to hell regularly changed according to which church was attended and who was preaching in that particular church on any given Sunday. During life at home and within the neighborhood (as a kid), the rules for going to hell varied according to which parent/adult caught us causing mischief. It also varied depending on which adult you asked about things such as tattoos, drinking, sex, and other such “sinful” topics.
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…or the poor sap who picked up sticks on a Saturday (Sunday) 
whatever, for the first time - gets the death penalty…DECIDED at the “after” not a warning before AND now…
Well, enjoy your weekend shopping 
That would make sense why God allowed Satan into heaven so he could make bets with him. Revelations makes no sense when it said he pretty much got evicted after he got pissed and went Hulk on his sky daddy.
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However silly it may sound Judaistic interpretation is most coherent. Not that it makes any sense, it simply has least amount of addition. Most of them today don’t even care about creation, flood and such.
For most of the Jews, they already won.
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Well…they are sorta focused on skirting all the Mosiac Laws without completely breaking them.
The Torah keeps its enslaved hoomanss busy.
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lmao. Well, they did believe Jesus was a cult leader and all Cult Leaders promise “The Truth”
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Hey Tin! Check this out! Did you know that rabbits were opposed to electricity? Hoppin little bastards always did try to fuck things up what with all that cuteness and such…
Edit to acknowledge…shit, I just realized it was RABBIS…NOT rabbits…boy do I have egg on my face…
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Hey, it ain’t Easter yet.
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When I was a child, the minsters assured us that if you watched the movie: The Last Temptation of Christ; that you would go to hell; that redemption/forgiveness was not possible once you had watched it.
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Well there is an argument to be made for “Bad movie hell” from which there is no salvation.
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Because threatening their followers with hell insults has worked out so well for them lol
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Phew! Thank God I never watched THAT movie. Dodged a bullet there. Although, I DID watch Xanadu one time, so I’m probably still screwed. 
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If you voluntarily watched it, well then I would have to opine that not only are you going to hell, but also that you are clearly and unequivocally residing in some sort of self- made hell already…
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I like that, I had something else in mind, when I wrote this few years back.
Our Inspiration, who art in our mind.
Respected be thy Name, Thy emotion valued.
Thy acts here and now be measure for times to come.
Teach us today how to make our bread;
To apologise and accept apology;
To help when possible but not to judge.
I call it a Natural Humanist’s Thought!
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Granted, the summer months are a bitch. But at least I stay warm in the winter.
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I just got out of the pool. 
My best friend’s daughter loves it!!! She’s nine. Growing up so fast and the spitting image of her mom.