Same here. I am getting to the age where summer and winter are both a bitch. Spring and Fall are outstanding and you learn to deal with the other extremes.
If you watched it with the expectation of getting screwed, you are OK.
Definitely going to Xanadu hell.
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Sadly, I was aloneā¦ with a bowl of popcornā¦ a pack of M&Māsā¦ a can of Cokeā¦ and trying to convince myself I was just being nostalgicā¦ 
ā¦ Yeah, Iām pretty sure Satan has a spot reserved for me.
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I was alone once with a bowl of popcorn. (Looking Sad) The doctor says I am not allowed to have popcorn anymore. White says Iām not allowed to touch her bowls. But I do have my own little red bowl. Itās plastic and it bounces, and I have been told, āShit doesnāt stick to it.ā But why would someone put shit in a bowl they are going to eat out of? Thatās just weird.
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(faint 
sound of ā theme from Bali Highā Uhā¦you might want to go ahead and pack a bagā¦you know, just in caseā¦
Letās hope Satan looks like Megan Fox. 
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I hate to break it to you bud, but she has done some action movies and is therefore disqualified. More like Beatrice Arthur.
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Oh, wow. B. A. as Satan. Ahhhhā¦ I can see it nowā¦ (dreamy look in eyes)ā¦ Skimpy little hot red leather dominatrix outfitā¦ Black stiletto heels accentuating those fabulous granny legsā¦ Long pointy tail trailing from the base of her spineā¦ Two petite little horns on her headā¦ Cat-o-nine-tails in one handā¦ Lazily spinning a ball-gag around the index finger of the other handā¦ Ooooooh, yeeeeeahā¦ (beginning to drool)ā¦ Oh, uh, excuse me, folksā¦ I, uhā¦ Iām just gonna step out for a bitā¦ You know, to, uhā¦ to go to the bathroom. Iāll, uhā¦ Iāll be backā¦ eventuallyā¦
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@Tin-Man Phyllis Diller is waiting for you ā¦
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Uh-ohā¦ This bathroom break may take longer than expected. Looks like I may need to pack a high-protein lunch.
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For some reason I am reminded of a conversation about ātooting your own tin whistleāā¦
If only I were that limberā¦ (sigh)ā¦
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None of them there women hold a candle to Patricia Laffan in Devil Woman from Mars.
A devilish dominatrix miniskirt outfit. A home planet with a shortage of men and sheās here to capture some for breeding purposes. With robot assistance. And was perhaps the inspiration behind Darth Vader.
And she apparently frightens priests inside her space craft.
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Hey @Tin-Man Isnāt that your cousin in the lower picture?
Great uncle, actually. As you might imagine, he told some of the best stories whenever he was around.
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I dig the āflower potā arms and the ābattery clampā hands btwā¦