Cog! Pick up the phone!!! I need you to come do my laundry…please!!! 
Bless his soul. Obviously the trusting type.
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Careful what you ask for, Mr.D… (tsk-tsk-tsk)… You might just get it.
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What are you two planning to do? 
Me? I ain’t planning anything. Can’t speak for Cog, though. Although, in all fairness, it’s safe to say Cog RARELY plans anything. It’s either a pure impulse action, or it is simply par for course in his daily activities. Either way, no planning necessary.
(Edit for advanced notice.)
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You don’t think he would dye my clothes pink do you? 
Seriously? 
Oh, you poor soul. That should be the LEAST of your concerns.
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The gift we have of life is from the Lord. God lets earth run its natural course
You are right Balame is a great god.
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Hi godisreal1, how would you demonstrate this?
Yes, yes, the gift of everlasting warmth where all nonbelievers fry in the warm glow of the love of god. They burn while rapists and murderers go free for the simple act of kissing god’s ass. God rewards all who kiss his ass with eternal salvation. I think I would rather burn.
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Shove it, Old Man. Balame is totally lame. Even says so in his name. Besides, everybody knows Odin is the greatest. That is obviously the god to whom our new friend was referring. Isn’t that right, @Godisreal1 ?
(Edited by the grace of god.)
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BINGO!!! Thank you for pointing that out to all the knuckleheads here. God most certainly lets the Earth, and all within it, run its natural course PRECISELY the way he planned it to run according to his Perfect Plan. Every twitch of a blade of grass… every leaf that grows and falls from a tree… from the slightest breeze to the most powerfully destructive hurricane… every single fart emitted from every single creature from the Serengeti to the Rocky Mountains… God knows ALL OF THESE THINGS, and he knew when and where they would all happen eons before they were created. Because all these things were carefully calculated to operate EXACTLY the way god wanted them to naturally function to fulfill his Perfect Plan.
(Edited in the interest of foreshadowing.)
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Can you demonstrate any objective evidence for any deity, or that one is even possible?
Nine hours, another drive by proselytising.
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Balame is at least 40,000 years old…so just by age he’s got those xtians beat by margin of 34,000 years before their Abraham pussy. And about 39,000 before that Odin poser.
So just go suck a bucket of square drive fixings, clanker. Torque that on your hard drive!
Balame rules!
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Balame Salami!!!
There’s only one REAL GOD - the all powerful, all knowing INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH METAL TOILET GOD - who lives on a space ship and watches over me and the rest of my “friends”!
My God is Jesus Christ. Now and Forever
Can we talk about the Tooth Fairy for a minute?
@Godisreal1, what makes you believe this?
Please debate. Driving by and throwing a line at us every few days isn’t doing so.
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i actully have a life so i cnt sit here and debate. I go though many different websites to preach Gods word. I eventually get banned and find a new one.