I think there may have been some sort of widespread atmospheric disturbance, resulting in anomalous subluxations which likely have led to extremely vivid, yet disturbing hallucinations of an intensity not heretofore seen in the “civilized” world.
You clearly have no idea to whom you are addressing. My vague dalliances with sarcasm are dwarfed by my performance of complete and inviolate demonstrations of utter mastery in the esoteric art of self control…puh-fuckin-leez…You do realize I’m covered with feathers? No bare skin? …(chortle tweedy blarey swant)
NO! No, no, NO! Nobody has seen your missing pig nose, Cog! Matter of fact, WHAT pig nose? There never was a pig nose. It was all just a fig newton of your imagination. Remember how we told you it was just a delusion caused by you eating that whole basket of fermented bananas? You just go back to nappie-time and forget that nasty little Skrit ever said anything. Here… (handing over a med capsule)… take one of your special night-night pills, and allllll will be better in the morning… (quietly humming a lullabye)…
Oh, you really crack me up. Again, your naive innocence is showing. You seem to believe you would be the only foul-feathered avian to utilize their specialized facility. Boy-oh-boy! Are YOU in for an eye-opener!
Promises promises… claims and claims…more wild assertions…you do realize that I am the word? And the word is me. Don’t be afraid, say it…birrrrrddd…there, better now? Say it again if you need. Do not, under any circumstances, sing the song by the Trashmen https://youtu.be/9Gc4QTqslN4
I shan’t be responsible for what might transpire next…
There’s a PIG NOSE! I know you guys are hiding it from me. There’s a PIG NOSE. PIG NOSE! PIG NOSE! PIG NOSE! PIG NOSE! PIG NOSE! PIG NOSE! AARRRGGHHH! Where is that damn pig nose! You expect me to believe some random bird flew in from the sky and just started talking about PIG NOSES for no reason at all? HA! SOMEONE IS LYING!!! AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH! PIG NOSE! PIG NOSE! PIG NOSE! PIG NOSE! PIG NOSE! PIG NOSE! Gotta find my Pig Nose!!!
Not likely…but keep in mind that…the pig knows. He knows he knows. But the pig’s nose knows not of the nose and in that not knowing is the truest smell detected by the absence of the knowing nose, which no one knows…so there are yes’s and there are no’s. But no amount of yes’s can compensate for the no’s that the nose knows…
Aw-holy-fuck! DON’T encourage him! For the love of all things sacred and dear to humanity, DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE PIG NOSE, you feather-faced airhead!!! You have NO IDEA of the HORRORS that will be unleashed! Somebody!.. ANYBODY!.. Talk some sense into this squawking idiot before it’s too late!
I came here for a lot of reasons. It’s an Atheist debate forum. I wanted some kind of support. I felt alone. I came here looking for new ways to deal with Christians and their apologetic tactics. I’ve learned a lot. I still have much to learn. Before I came on here; I was under the delusional idea that I could destroy a Christian’s faith and change their mind. That didn’t work out the way I had thought. I’m seeing that and that’s what you quoted me on.
