What would you do for Jesus

AKA: What crazy things have Christians done lately for Jesus?
#1. Cult Members Found Starved to Death in Forest After Fasting for Jesus

Re: What would you do for Jesus?

I’d pay for a DNA test just so the poor bastard could finally find out who his real daddy is.

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You know, I’ve been up on this cross so long, that I’ve begun to wonder if God knows I’m suffering…so to answer your question, no, I would not eat Jesus, even if he did exist. I could use some fish sticks and a nice bottle of Chianti though…

Edit ( fix me a Bloody Mary please)

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Depends on the “Jesus” presented to me :smirk:


Spain’s national soccer team player Jesus

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Yum!

(More characters, sigh)

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What would I do for Jesus?

Probably find him a tennis racquet, after seeing all those old depictions of him looking like Bjorn Borg.

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Borg was clearly capable of performing miracles…Jesus wouldn’t stand a chance in hell…

Edit (Game,Set, Match)

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