AKA: What crazy things have Christians done lately for Jesus?
#1. Cult Members Found Starved to Death in Forest After Fasting for Jesus
Re: What would you do for Jesus?
I’d pay for a DNA test just so the poor bastard could finally find out who his real daddy is.
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You know, I’ve been up on this cross so long, that I’ve begun to wonder if God knows I’m suffering…so to answer your question, no, I would not eat Jesus, even if he did exist. I could use some fish sticks and a nice bottle of Chianti though…
Edit ( fix me a Bloody Mary please)
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Yum!
(More characters, sigh)
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What would I do for Jesus?
Probably find him a tennis racquet, after seeing all those old depictions of him looking like Bjorn Borg.
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Borg was clearly capable of performing miracles…Jesus wouldn’t stand a chance in hell…
Edit (Game,Set, Match)
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