the new modern Trumpist vision of Rambo / transformer Jesus.
The Jesus Mecha Christ!
The perfect Xmas gift for satiating every kid’s fantasy of smiting Pilate and his nail hammering minions.
Be gone with a blast from my cross lasers, polytheists!
…(schoolgirl squeal)… Eeeeeeeeeee!.. Mostest awesomest toy EVER! The Body of Christ reconfiguring into The Body of JESUSTRON! “Putting on the armor of God” takes on a whole new meaning now.
Looks like something Kirk Cameron would try to convince parents to buy for their kids.
I was wondering if you wanted an upgrade to your costume.
Nah. I’m pretty happy with being able to transform into a dumpster and sit behind big brand name stores and shopping malls. You would be amazed at some of the awesome stuff people throw away. Thanks for the consideration, though.
Glad you enjoyed the post in any case.
When the robits start line dancing, the singularity has begun.
There were hopes that this would be the Kiss song of same name but no dice. I shall find a place for that tune around here at some point.
That is fucking scary.
It can be scary if they are totally autonomous and there was no human in the loop to make critical decisions. Then we get into the Frankenstein scenario where man’s creation turns against men.
But watch those robots carefully, how they can balance on one leg, how the dog thingy can cross it’s legs and still dance. That is a high freaking level of sophistication in the sensors and programming.
It is frickn’ amazing to watch those things do what they can do, I just hope they all have an on/off switch.
An armor piercing round through the CPU does wonders.