If consciousness is everywhere and we can access it non-locally then I had a Vulcan Mind Meld with my fucking hardrive and it fucked me up so bad THAT IT’S only now that I begin to see that (at the very least) a computer is much less complicated than I am and so forth.
Oh, no… Uh, Ratty, please tell me you didn’t stuck your wee-wee into one of the USB ports.
Demonstrate consciousness is everyhwere.
Your computer is as smart as you are., Garbage in, garbage out.
I couldn’t find my own penis if it was on google maps 
The more things change the more they stay the same.
Well if you were psychic you would know the world’s empty - so how do you go local and define a point in an empty set?
You’re aware a lot of schizophrenics are a product of the information technology spread, yeah?
I’ve been convinced of the same, until I came to the reckoning that, at a very basic level, you are perfectly fine as long as you don’t overfucking think everything like I do.
Obviously, you are not paying attention to your own advice. I really don’t need to say anything more.
I fear the question of a defined point in an empty set is a little too basic for your understanding. It makes very simple sense to me.
Why did you cut it off? 
It’s indistinguishable from other penises on google maps. 
it’s also small; very small.
I’m kidding. Where I come from, it’s average to above average (as if you cared. Okay I’ll stop talking about my penis now …)