Are you saying I’m bipolar?
IN? You can’t believe I am capable of thinking ‘inside the box.’ With so many other options, why would I choose ‘in.’
It’s so much more comfortable turned up on it’s side…
I don’t know. Flipped upside down with those legs sticking up in the air, sorta reminds me of the last moose I molested.
Sorry. I gave up moose for pugs. Do you know how big a tiny penis looks next to a pug?
Poor little moose. How many years of therapy did it require before the nightmares finally stopped?
I’ve been told I am a memorable experience. I suspect he is still having them.
Now there’s an image I could’ve done without, that I’m going to struggle to expunge from my memory.
I have to gouge out my mind’s eye with a spoon.
Well…”If thine eye offends thee”…
Is this a loveseat for a threesome?
Because they are bigots.
Only for three who are into Wet Willie foreplay.
Ew. Gag me with a spoon.
Am I kink shaming if I call you an alcesophile? Not that I would.
Be nice! I’ve dated a moose or two in my life.