I would like to present to you a theory of mine that the story of Jesus death and resurection
has all been plagiarized from mostly two older Sumerian stories called the descent of Inanna into
the underworld and the other The dream of Dumuzi.
These stories were written over 4 to 5 thousand years ago by the Sumerians and were actually lost.
Some 150 years ago during an archeological dig in modern day Iraq, they found thousands of clay tablets written with symbols called Cuneiform. Verry quickly they could translate these texts, and a lot of information could be gained by reading these text about the Sumerian civilasation, they also found some mythical stories about their gods and religion including the descent of Inanna into the underworld and The dream of Dumuzi.
My premesis is that before the christian religon became the roman state religion these two stories still existed in libraries in the big cities of their time (Alexandria, Rome, Pergamum… etc) and that the early christians had access to them and used these texts to write a new version, the Jesus narative as
we know it. Just like West side story is a retelling of Romeo and Julliet but in a different time and
a different setting. When the Christians became the Roman state religion, they destroyed every kind of scripture telling about other gods and myths. Fortunate they didnt know that the two mentioned Sumerian stories were also written on clay waiting in the sand to be uncovered, otherwise these would have been destroyed as well.
If you are interested and have the time please read these two stories first before continue with this.
If you have questions Im happy to answer them. Next is a table of the comparrisons I made between the
two Sumerian stories and the 4 gospels.
As you will find out, my assumption is that the figure Jesus is playing the parts of Inanna (female godess as well as her husband Dumuzi)
Please tell me what you think of it.
The following links are from the website of the Faculty of Oriental Studies, University of Oxford
Inana’s descent to the netherworld: http://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/cgi-bin/etcsl.cgi?text=t.1.4.1&charenc=j#
Dumuzis dream: http://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/cgi-bin/etcsl.cgi?text=t.1.4.3&charenc=j#
|Jesus narative||Gospel||The descent of Inanna into the underworld|
|Jesus on trial by the jewish counsil or high priests||Mathew 26: 57, Mark 14: 53, Luke 22: 54, John 18:19||Inanna on trial by the judges of the underworld|
|Jesus says nothing||Mark 14: 60-61, Mathew 26:62-63, Luke 23: 9||Inanna says nothing to defend herself|
|Peter waits outside in the courtyard and denies three times he was with Jesus after the rooster crowed Peter cries||Mark,Mathew,Luke,John||Ninshubur waits outside at the gate of the underworld .After three days she mourns Inanna for being trapped int the underworld|
|Jesus found guilty by the sanhedrin||Mark,Mathew,Luke,John||Inanna found guilty by the judges of the underworld|
|Jesus ordered to be crucified by Pilate||Mark,Mathew,Luke,John||Inanna is executed and hanged on a hook on the wall|
|Joseph of Arimethea asks for the body of Jesus||Mark,Mathew,Luke,John||Two sexless beings asks Erishkigal for the body of Inanna|
|Jesus is pierced by a spear||John||Inanna is pierced by a hook|
|Joseph/Nicodemus embalming Jesus body with mixture of Aloe and Myrh||John||The two sexless beings apply the water of life and food of live to the body of Inanna|
|Joseph puts Jesus in a tomb (place of death)||Mark,Mathew,Luke,John||Inana is in the underworld a place of death|
|Mary Magdalene waits outside the tomb||Mathew||Ninshubur waits outside at the gate of the underworld|
|After three days Jesus is resurected and the first person he meets is Mary Magdalene who he casted out 7 demons||Mark 16: 9||After three days Inanna is resurected leaving the underworld followed by 7 demons who have to bring back the replacement of Inanna. The first person Inanna meets is Ninshubur who the demons want to take away but Innana can prevent this.|
|After three days, Mary magdalene runs away for help after she finds the tomb stone has been removed and the tomb is empty||John 20:1||After three days, Inanna has not returned, Ninshubur runs to the other gods to find help|
|Mary meets two disciples Peter and someone else and together they return to the tomb, the two disciples enter the tomb||John 20:2||Ninshubur returns to the underworld with two sexless creatures who enter the underworld|
|Mary magdalene is crying outside the tomb||John 20: 11||Ninshubur is lamenting the loss of Inanna in the underworld|
|Mary magdalene sees two angels in the tomb, right after that she sees Jesus||John 20: 12||Ninshubur sees the two sexless creatures entering the underworld and after some time Inanna returns|
|Jesus goes on a yourney and meets two persons on their way to Emaus||Luke 24:13||Inanna meets two of her sons on her way to find a replacement for her, the second son resides at a temple called Emush Kallama|
|Jesus rebukes Thomas for having no faith in him||John 20: 24||Inanna rebukes Dumuzi her husband for not mourning her while she was dead.|
|Jesus narative||Gospel||The dream of Dumuzi|
|Jesus enters the garden of Gethsemane||Mark, Mathew, Luke, John||Dumuzi after visiting his sister Geshtenana hides for the mob of demons in the grass and long grass (garden of Geshtenana).|
|Jesus prays three times to God. “Father, if you are willing, take this cup from me; yet not my will, but yours be done.”||Mark, Mathew, Luke||Dumuzi prays three times to the god of justice Utu to let him escape the demons who captured him and bound him. Utu changes Dumuzi into a gazelle or snake so he can escape.|
|Jesus finds his disciples sleeping||Mark, Mathew, Luke||After escaped Dumuzi is tired and sleeps|
|Jesus disciples denies they will betray Jesus||Mark 14: 19, Mathew 26: 22||Dumuzi lets his sister and his friend swear not to betray him|
|Jesus is betrayed by Judas who took a bribe and pointing him out to an angry mob||Mark, Mathew, Luke, John||Dumuzi is betrayed by his friend who took a bribe from the 7 demons and tells them Dumuzi is hiding in the grass|
|Jesus is captured by an angry mob||Mark, Mathew, Luke, John||Dumuzi is taken prisoner by the angry 7 demons|
|Jesus is mocked and beaten by his guards||Mark, Mathew, Luke||Dumuzi is molested by the angry 7 demons|
|A young man following Jesus is seized but he escapes naked leaving his garment behind||Mark 14: 51,||Dumuzi escapes his demons three times.|
|All disciples fled||Mathew 26: 56||Dumuzi escapes his demons three times.|
Oh did I mentioned that Dumzui is a sheperd and that his name means the true son?