New guy who believes in God

Bollocks! Dick off! Right here! Right now! Find mine in your inbox and I expect your schmagma covered dick in my inbox ASAP! And I’m talking flaccid! I don’t want to see your monkey bone. I want to see if you’re a grower or a shower. The winner will be determined by a third party - maybe Tin Man.

The author. I sound nothing like him. And for the record, all of the shit I drag into this site on the bottom of my boots is 100% bonafied personal experience.

Sure. Maybe that means nothing to you. Sure. Maybe it’s all part of a so called “schizophrenic hallucination” - but you my friend (can I call you my friend?) have obviously never tried DMT. You apparently don’t know very much about the machine elves. A scholar by the name of Terrance McKenna once described the inter dimensional plane on which they exist.

And if elves exist in a different dimension, then why not my OverLord?

Tin Man doesn’t need another Dick Pick of mine. I have been sending him dick picks for 2 years and he hasn’t commented on one of them yet. I dressed my dick up like a big cowboy, a big black sheep, an overweight nurse, a blue whale, six elephants in a line, Mt. Rushmore, The planet Jupiter, a massivly tall Tin Man, and many other adequate objects. Still, no comment from Tin. You just send him one of yours. I’ll wait for the results.

Yes Autho… I mean ratty, You sound nothing like him. Of course not. How could I say such a thing. I’m a bad littel monkey. As for personal experience; is necessarily first person. It has no bearing on life the universe or anything.

I am your schizophrenic hallucination. I’m not here. I am a monkey. I only happen in your mind. Of course I have tried DMT,. we did it together. I am a part of your mind, You are me and I am you and we are all together. (Anyon tell I’m a child of the 60s.) LOL… Poor ratty is so far out of his league./

If Terrance McKenna described an innerdimensional plane, he is a fucking moronm and anyoone who believed his bullshit would be a moron as well. Inner dimensional plane, my ass.

" McKenna formulated a concept about the nature of time based on fractal patterns he claimed to have discovered in the I Ching , which he called novelty theory *** Novelty theory is considered pseudoscience. PSEUDOSCIENCE: Assertions that do not allow the logical possibility that they can be shown to be false by observation or physical experiment (A non-falsifiable claim.) Just like all the rest of the WOOOWOOO out there. Terence McKenna - Wikipedia

Try again Autho… Ratty.

You know, I have a theory which (incidentally) was first proposed by Freud.

Now, the nose is a representation of the penis. And the mouth, of the anus. The nostrils are the balls.

I compassion with you for your unrequited love. Tin Man should validate your well hung member with showers of affection (golden showers of affection).

Maybe it’s time to send Tin Man a pic of your nose and lips. That always gets my juices flowing.

But seriousness - So, you did DMT and didn’t go to extra dimensions?

We all believe you are schizophrenic, you don’t have to post stuff that makes you look like more of a schizophrenic than you actually are. Freud was wrong, I already posted that for some other dweeb that got his ass fried, If you insist I can do it for you too. (I can factually demonstrate Freud was wrong with facts, science and scientific consensus). You really don’t want to go there ratty.

Tin and I tried the golden shower ting. It didn’t work out well. With Tin, it’s black gold and that stuff is a bitch to get out of monkey hair. And then of course he bitched so much about the banana scented slime that we decided never to try it again. Hey, as long as you brought it up,. I’ve heard that if you wrap a Ratty up with electrical tape, real tight, he won’t explode when you fuck him. What’s your experience? Any truth to that?

Your a sick ratty. Noses and lips. There’s just something schizophrenic about that. Did you take your meds before you posted?

DMT: There are no extra dimensions Ratty. Only brain states. I have seen floating cities in the sky. I have seen neon green lightening divide every branch of a leafless winter tree in half. I have seen the snow come to life and slither across the ground like a giant pink living slug, I have seen dead dog road kill smile up at me and say, 'Hi." I have seen the laughing man who took me to places you can’t imagine. I have been to the restaurant at the end of the peer while dinosaurs wandered the beach and waves crashed into the unbreakable windows, I have walked with a thousand voices and a million gods and all of this to find me here, in this place, at this time, breathing this air, with this beating heart, and the understanding that imagination, magical thinking… (something I posted elsewhere) is an amazing thing. I am one with the universe and all that is, without DMT or with it. It changes nothing. Every atom in my body came from the universe around me and every atom will return. I am not significant but for the moment I breathed life and imagined myself to be something special. Poor Ratty, so caught up in magical thinking he can not hear his own heart beat. I’m sad for you and the delusions you must find yourself living.

Ratty Ratty Ratty: I have sat across from druggies, rapists, child molesters, and murderers my whole life. I have had conversations with schizophrenics, depressives, and narcissists. There is no hole your going to go down that I will not follow or that, quite possibly, I have not been before. You found Magic in DMT, Congratulations, you have all the awareness of a drug addict. You get all the benefits that go with that awareness. (NONE) You get all the magical powers that go with the experience. (NONE.) You get all the insight into the nature of humanity that goes with the experience. (NONE) Your shit still stinks when you take a dump. There is no good reason to thing magic is real.

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Ratty, is this guy treating you?

Okay. So how come when I kiss my boyfriend I know exactly where his butt hole is?

We’re like worms, and our embryonic development is no different. These specialized “mouth holes” are the bodies way of replicating our “butt holes” in reverse.

I’m not schizophrenic - the voices in my head told me I’m fine.

“What is truth?” - Pontius Pilot

In my experience, they’re never the same again. They get really clingy and insecure and need constant grooming or they get depressed. But if you’re going to fuck a rat there’s only one way to do it - wrap it up tight with electrical tape.

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Well yes. But not for schizophrenia. For fecalphilia disorder. It’s a disorder where … uh. I’ll stop there.

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Wait… Those were dick pics? :astonished: Oh dear… :worried:… All this time I thought they were just monuments and tourist attractions from all the different places during your travels. Granted, I admit I was a bit puzzled as to why the overweight nurse was on the beach being straddled by a couple of bikini-clad porn stars. But, hey, who am I to judge the medical practices of other cultures? Aw, damn… Now I have to find a way to explain why I need to take all those pics off my refrigerator.

Funny you should mention that. Just so happens I did tape the pic of the Black Sheep under my toilet seat lid. Of course, at the time, I had no idea it was Cog’s dick. I just like seeing that cute little sheep every time I go to the bathroom to-… Uhhhhh… Well, nevermind. Soooo… How’s the weather where you are?

For one, if you remember, you always said you liked how my black gold gave your coat a nice slick shiny sheen. Said it made you feel like James Dean. And, TWO, you forgot to mention it was ROTTEN banana scented slime. And the date on the barrel showed it was five years EXPIRED. Get your damn facts straight and stop trying to make me look like the bad guy.

Hilarious stars man, seriously educate yourself on some basics, as that is embarrassing. The big bang was not an explosion for a start, and abiogenesis has absolutely nothing to do with evolution, which explains the complexity of living organisms and the origin of species, but has nothing to do with the origins of life.

Enlarge your experience, as the big bang was not an explosion.

The universe is over 13 billion years old, humans evolved roughly 200k years ago, and ffs the BBC was not an explosion.

That’s a false dichotomy fallacy, and an unevidenced deity from one archaic superstition, using inexplicable magic makes no sense, it is the very definition of an appeal to mystery, and has no explanatory powers whatsoever.

It’s been happening for billions of years, and there is an overwhelming amount of objective evidence, in fact all the evidence supports it.

Nonsense, the fossil evidence alone confirms species evolution.

Only in a closed environment you ignoramus, which the earth is not. Dear oh dear…

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That is NOT the 2nd law of thermodynamics; what you have said is a ridiculous cartoon version often circulated among layman who don’t know any better.

If you are interested in learning about the 2nd law, maybe you could start a new topic about it.

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Look, look, look, you have your reality and I have mine. I remember you swimming in that banana mash and screaming about how you wanted to make banana flavored eggnog for the next Christmas party and how you had found the perfect ingredient. My coat was shinny because of my pre event preparations, I had smeared crisco all over myself. That always gives my lovely fur a nice sheen. That oily slicked back black look, died with JD.

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But "Ring Species Do confirm evolution and changes in species. That’s why evolutionists don’t talk about species, and use the word “Kinds” instead. OOPS! Your mistake. But it’s okay because we all know you meant to say “Kinds.” We expect it of the ignorant.

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Quite frankly, it’s shit and I’m a little fed up with God for all the rain we’ve been seeing.

What about your neck of the woods?

Well, God must really hate you, because we are all quite happy here with the rain God has given us. We’ve been needing it. And it’s not too much, and it’s not too little. God is obviously perfect… (well, here, at least).

I know you you would love that to be true, but you are deulding yourself. We are commanded to love our enemies Let’s see what my church is doing right now: Providing food, education, and financial help to children in poverty around the world; volunteering at the local food pantry, and helping fund many other organizations dedicated to serving people’s physical needs. So go ahead and keep thinking Christians are murderous monsters; we’ll keep loving you anyway.

I’m not saying other proteins won’t work, but DNA encodes for the correct amino acid sequences for functional proteins. So what if other proteins work? Proteins are composed of hundreds or thousands of amino acids in one specific order; regardless of whether or not different proteins would work, DNA still codes for proteins that DO WORK. Life is a complicated process and throwing a bunch of amino acids together isn’t going to give you proteins that work for life.

You should learn your terms. I said macroevolution is not observed.
Darwin’s finches are an example of what’s called microevolution. Microevolution is variation of a creatures already existing genetic code by natural selection, meaning a finch turning into a different kind of finch. Organsims only have so much information in their genetic code.

Macroevolution is adding genetic information to form a new kind of animal. Dogs only have their specific set of genetic information so for dogs to evolve into anything else that they were not previously, they would need more genetic information. That addition of new information is what is not observed.

@Calilasseia a few questions

Cosmology, your braneworld theroy still requires the braneworld to be already present correct? If so where did that come from? No matter how far back you go you always get back to the question “where did it come from” so I would like to know what you think is eternal.
Because either something came from nothing (which I think we can rule out) or something has always existed period, so in your mind what has always existed?

That’s kinda my point; I don’t think nothing can exist cause that’s self contradicting, thus I think there must have been something from which everything came; you get the idea.

Abiogenesis, do you think life is made up of just chemicals? Do you think a bunch of chemcials formed up in just the right way and then all of a sudden it had life in it? Say someone cuts an artery of mine and I die, but the world’s top doctors get together and put everything back in just the right way. Why woudn’t I come back to life? If natural process could make life, then why can’t humans with intelligent minds put it together as well or at least fix it? It almost seems as if there’s more to life than just chemicals and structures.
Now this is not to say that I think all the chemicals for life could all organize themselves in just the right way, as Sir Fred Hoyle, a world famous Astronomer who’s work in science made him a Christian, puts the odds of abiogenesis at about 1 in 10 to the 40,000th power; but that’s not what I’m asking about right now.

Macroevolution, I would like to know what convinces you that mutations, which are literally described as “mistakes in the genetic code” produced all the systems of life. Say a sea creature is evolving onto the land, how do random mutations give it the necessary information to build the necessary proteins to build lungs which are much more than just bags of air but need a whole new system of blood circulation to function?

Irriducible complexity,
Stomatal Spacing in plant leaves. Abstract: Stomatal spacing in the leaf… |  by Hadie Artiel | Medium

here is a picture of the inner workings of a leaf. There is much I could go into with this, but I will keep it short.
See the hole in the bottom called the stoma? That is there so that CO2 can get in to the photosynthesizing cells for them to produce the plants food. See the two guard cells around the stoma? Those cells open and close the stoma to keep water from escaping. See, if the stoma is left open for too long, too much water will leak out and the leaf will die; that’s why the guard cells are needed to open and close it.

So my question is how did the first leaf survive if it didn’t have stomata (the plural of stoma) yet? The cells couldn’t get the CO2 they need without those holes. Now say this first leaf did have stoma, how did it survive without the guard cells to keep it from losing all it’s water?

If the leaves didn’t have as tiny of a thing as these guard cells, the leaves wouldn’t have been able to produce food for the plant thus the plant would die and no further evolution would occur.

This is one example of many many irriducibly complex systems. Some others are the eye, the ear, the basic cell, and cilia on cells.

I would like to know how you explain uniformity in nature. For example, trees and mushrooms exchange nutrients with each other. Mushrooms dig down into tree’s root, absorb nutrients they need and give the tree nutrients it needs in the process. If both need the other to survive, how did one survive before the other evolved? And how did they develop this mutualistic relationship? Note there are countless other examples of mutalism in nature, animals that depend on the actions of other animals to survive; it seems to suggest they were all there at once designed to work together.

If we are just evolved monkeys, animals, where does our sense of morality come from? For example sleeping with a whole bunch of woman behind my wife’s back would be wrong correct? Certain things like that may increase my human flourishing, but that doesn’t make them right. Why is that wrong for us if we are just animals? Why is okay for a lion to kill another lion, but it’s not okay for a human to kill another human? Why is something that increases our human flourishing wrong if we are just animals?

Finally, this is kinda a dumb one, but I just want to see what you think of it. If humans evolved from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys? Why don’t we see a constant chain of something in the middle half monkey, half human? You look for intermediate fossils in the fossil record, but why wouldn’t there be some still alive today?

For the record, using majority opinon as an argument doesn’t mean much. I’ve heard top scientists say they believe they are fish, something which I think people in future generations will laugh at; but my point is the majority opinion has been found wrong many times in history. Why? The main reasons in my opinion are bias and a presumption they are right.

But I don’t want to argue about evolution for too long because even if evolution were true, it doesn’t disprove God and if it’s not true it doesn’t necessarily prove God.

For the record, yes I know the big bang wasn’t technically an explosion; it was a rapidly expanding singularity, I use the word “explosion” to illistrate a point. Saying the universe came into existence by matter just expanding (exploding in a random motion) into existence is essentially like saying a bunch of movers just tossed all your furniture into your house and it happened to land with all the couches around the tables perfectly set up in a way you would expect a person to set them up. There are many examples of constants and laws that are set on a razors edge to allow the universe and life to exist, showing why I don’ think the universe was just “tossed” into existence.
The big bang is the “what happened” what is not explained is the “how happened”

Also real quick I’m not gonna look for the quote, but some people complained about my quoting Stephen Hawking because he’s an atheist. This is an important distinction between two sciences: observable science and historical science. I trust Stephen Hawking’s observation of how fine-tuned the expansion rate of the universe is because that’s observable science; but I don’t agree with Stephen Hawking on what caused that first expansion. That’s historical science; we weren’t there at the beginning; what happened is largely speculation and a matter of opinion.

And that DNA was put there 5000 years ago at the start of the world by God?

Do you hear how pathetic you sound?

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You’re basically saying here that DNA codes for the proteins that DNA codes for. There is no information here, it’s self-referential. Thus, worthless.

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Because plants for evolved in water?

@Cr2187 This is your base problem, you think you know enough to appear conversant on the subject, but your ignorance is evident.

So much for your failed “irreducibly complex” argument.

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If your ancestors came from Europe, why are there still people in Europe?

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