Looks like that’s starting to happen…
A busload of Catholic schoolgirls goes off a cliff and everybody is killed. At the Pearly Gates all the girls are lined up and St. Peter asks the first girl, “Have you ever touched a man’s penis?” The girl answers, “Yes, but only with the tip of my finger.” St. Peter says, “Well, dip your finger in this font of holy water and you may enter heaven.” The next girl approaches and St. Peter asks her, “Have you ever touched a man’s penis?” The girl answers, “Yes, but only with my hand.” St. Peter says, “Well, dip your hand in this font of holy water and you may enter heaven.”
Just then, a girl from the back of the line starts pushing her way forward and when she reaches the front, St. Peter asks her what the problem is. She replies, “St. Peter, I just want to gargle some holy water before Jenny sticks her ass in it.”
