I’m not so sure about that. Knowledge is missing there. And I’m allergic to cats, so if a cat is present, I actively avoid it so I won’t have to take allergy medication and wash all my clothes and take a shower when I get back home.
Well, apparently, gawd hates you. 
Whats gawd? Is that some deity worshiped only by Cool Cats that partake of a bit of nip and meow at the moon?
That would me partaking of nips. Gawd just looks on and approves.
now that’s hilarious…
That one made me chuckle out loud!
Ahh I remember the days of adulthood - let the good times roll! Just wait till you reach seniorhood, now that’s a real bitch.
My oldest child is 51. 
Mine 38 but I got started late. Nevertheless would you agree that “over the hill” has less green grass.