How about adding:
I’ll pray for you to change your sexual orientation. If that doesn’t work I’ll send you to a “camp”.
Let’s pass a law that says businesses can refuse you service if they don’t like who you’re marrying.
I hate who you are, but I love you.
Very good, you could add that religion is simply not natural, and unlike their homophobic equivalent this would of course be true. I keep saying it, but theists are irony impaired.
I just had to read this one elsewhere and it didn’t disappoint. Afterward, some Christians wanted the lions killed because “they were possessed by demons”. It’s like Christians here who want the election computers discontinued because trump lost so it must be rigged. Got to love faith 
Certainly, there must have been some explanation for the lions behaving in such an ungodly way.
Deloris Braindead had the same experience with a pack of wild dogs. One minute she was preaching the saving grace of Jesus in a local park, and the next she was swarmed by a vicious pack of wild dogs. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
She was devoured in seconds.
Remember, we said the same thing about the Christians and it didn’t work.
Well, if at first you don’t succeed…
Maybe if we tried a different sauce this time…
Might I suggest hiring Dr. Hannibal Lecter as the chef?
It seems that the left and the right are planning a cook off.
I’m pretty old and missed all the kinky stuff but is this a song about rimming. I’m not sure what that means but really is that a political or religious thing?
This is exactly why everyone needs a rolling pin. Just say’in…