Jesus Was a Buddhist

I disagree. You used Buddhism to help you with voices. Put the ownness where it belongs. Buddhism is like a tube of KY. It will just sit there and do nothing until someone decides to pick it up and use it for something. You can fuck yourself or you cn fuck someone else. The KY doesn’t give a shit how you use it.

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But I shot the Sheriff but I did not shoot the Deputy.

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Jeremiah was a bullfrog… I helped him drink his wine.

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There is no absolute truth. There
Is only empirical evidence supporting hypothesises.

Chick-a boom, Chick-a boom, don’t cha just love it
Chick-a boom, Chich-a boom don’t YOU just love it .

Lots of Jesus’ existed, There’s been a few that were cult leaders like Uncle Charley in the 60s. People were just a bit smarter this go around to lock his ass up to keep him from spreading more bullshit. Of course there had to be Jesus cult leaders back in Ancient times feeding off of the worship. They’re still doing it. There was some ass wipe in Russia who everyone thought was Jesus and he had porn on him when they locked him up.

Why you gotta be so judgemental, D? Don’t you know that Jesus said it is our DUTY to walk among those sinners who need saving? Russian Jesus dude was simply doing his proper research in order to be better able to communicate with all the porn stars who need saving. Duh!

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And MK ULTRA - the CIA’s objective to control the masses using LSD - 25. Charlie was an operative. Sent to bring the race wars into effect by manipulating the behaviours of those around him through a deep understanding of how psychedelics effect the mind.

Up on Cripple Creek, she sends me
If I spring a leak, she mends me

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Jesus was never Buddhist it came from India. Hindi and Buddhists are kind of like brother and sister religions since share some similar ideas.

Yes I remember learning all this in a religious studies class I had in college. All very interesting. The more and more I studied other religions the stronger my Atheism grew and belief that all religions are nothing more than man’s fabrication.

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Yes all religions but for the one true Christian God. You need Jesus in your life. Your sinful nature and self absorbtion is taking you straight to Hell. You don’t have to burn for eternity. You can drop to you knees and pray for forgivness and accept Jesus into your heart. You don’t have to send yourself to hell. Jesus has held out the hand of forgivness to you.

To begin your personal relationship with God where you will be saved from the consequences of your sins, Just say this prayer on your own.

“Jesus, I believe that you are the Son of God and Savior of the world. I believe that you died for my sins and rose from the dead. I believe that through your sacrifice, I am a new person. Forgive me for my sin* and fill me with your Spirit. Today, I choose to follow you for the rest of my life as Lord of my life. Amen.”

A narcissistic prayer for a narcissistic lifestyle. YOU NEED JESUS!

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Jesus was a buddhist? Nah. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Jesus was a leprechaun.

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