And “Organ Leroy” is at his organ again 
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Ok, we are all waiting with bated breath…
Wait, the answer to what? Who is the most famous zombie?
Oh, well in that case, it must be true!
Well that’s good, at least you are realistic about one thing.
Jibber Jabber…stop it
Wow! That’s just awful. You are the only person in the world who has experienced such a terrible thing…boo fuckin hoo…good thing your imaginary friend wasn’t too preoccupied with protecting a child from a rapist priest to comfort your whiney ass! You let that shit affect you, and then contrived an imaginary therapist to assuage your fee fees…
No you are not.
Yes, behind your back they are saying “his cheese has slid off the cracker”
You really need to make some friends…real living breathing friends that won’t lie to you.
Really? you have some messed up “wants”…
You are already “another person”…
Well of course that should be your first clue as to the diversion from reality your thoughts have taken…
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Well @WhoAreYou Congratulations, you have managed to break the record of making it all about you. You seem to have overlooked the point of the OP.
You used “I” 23 times and “me” or “my” 16 times in your post. This is rather typical of apologists I have encountered. I’m quite sure @mr.macabre13 appreciates your sermon.
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Edit to peruse the trophy catalog
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OH MY GOD! You mean I’m not the ONLY person in history who has dealt with that problem as a child? All these years of my life I never knew there were others out there whose fathers were not there for them… 
Oh, wait… Or is it only you and me? Could it be possible that we are the only two people on the planet whose parents divorced when we were kids, and dear ol’ daddy was never around? Holy shit! What are the odds we would find each other on this site all these years later? My mind is BLOWN!
So, if I’m reading that correctly, you often WANT TO FEEL overwhelmed and afraid? In which case I can totally see how Jesus promising your life will never end could certainly add to those feelings. Hmmm… Maybe Jesus really DOES give us what we want… 
If I may make a suggestion, however, maybe consider this… Whenever I want to feel overwhelmed and afraid, here’s what I do. First, you need to be working 60+ hours a week at a hectic job you hate. Then, take on the responsibility of planning a large wedding for a friend with only two days of prep time, all the while having to babysit a three year old child every minute of your off time. At the same time, make sure you are in a college course that requires you to have a term paper completed by the same date as the wedding. And, finally, you have to plan the wedding and write the term paper sitting at a desk in a rattlesnake pit, wearing nothing but your underwear and a pair of flip-flops. Yep, works for me every time. 
(Edit for anxiety counselling.)
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Definitely, and I’m only saying that because I didn’t waste any of my time reading what he wrote past the first sentence. It’s the same bullshit I’ve heard from my wife and kids for decades now.
Nothing I(we) haven’t heard thousands of times already.
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Parent’s, Parents? You had parents? I was flushed down the toilet as a zygote and spent 8 months clinging to a popsicle stick as I floated about in the Atlantic Ocean. Finally, hitching a ride on an ocean dwelling leatherback, I ended up buried in a nest of eggs on some isolated beach in Africa. If it were not for the hole in the ground and the eggs, I would have starved. I thought my parent was a starfish until the chimps found me and made me their slave.
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Substitute divorce for wedding, and you end up taking your divorce papers to class, so you can beg all your professors to give you extensions on your final papers. Thinking back, I was very lucky to have such understanding professors. I got every extension I needed in the finals of my senior year. I learned a valuable life lesson. It’s easy to fall in love with the wrong person. Love is NOT enough. (Delusion wiped from my eyes, I am still single and have not found a good reason to marry.)
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How do you know that was worse than if he had stayed?
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I used to wish my parents were together when I was a little kid. It negatively effected me for a long time. Then I changed my mind when I moved in with him at the age of 12. Nope them being divorced was great because he’s a fucking asshole. When I moved back in with my mother at the age of 15, I had anger problems because of him and my mom thinking that Christianity could cure me made it worse.
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Because my my mom’s dad was a cheating alcoholic who beat my grandma and had another family with another woman but my mom still wanted him there notwithstanding any of that
My dad’s dad left my grandma for a woman half his age for years and my grandma didn’t move on because she said my dad asked her not to. After 15 + years he came back but treats her like he’s not married to her but my dad also wanted his dad notwithstanding any of that.
To me that’s odd because when you reason with those scenarios you would think they would have preferred to be without their dads but they both loved having both parents around. There’s more stories like that that i know.
Parents aren’t perfect yet notwithstanding any of that they are vital for us all and we still want them around, that’s true of us all we are all imperfect
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Funny you should say that, because having learned the things I did once I was an adult, I was DEFINITELY better off NOT having my dad in my life when I was young.
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“We still want them around…”
Who is this “we” you speak of?
Second question, by parents, do you mean the two who supplied the egg and sperm?
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I’m actually jealous, @Tin-Man.
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So that means you would too? Wow…sounds to me like you don’t think you’ve the ability or the possibility to think/feel/behave differently than those around you. Is that because it’s learned behavior or genetic? Or…is it because you are suspect/afraid of deviation from your familiar norms?
Nothing I have on this topic is less than 3 pages long. Given where I came from, I have no idea at all how I have come to be here. If things were different, I might be different as well. I kinda like where I am at.
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Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.
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