Oh, dear. That IS a valid concern. And just think of the unfortunate people who might be around you if that happens. Tragic! You poor birdie. I would hate to live with that fear.
As it is, a major concern of mine is being attacked by a waddle of rabid penguins when stopping for gas while travelling through Oklahoma. The thought keeps me up at night.
Well, at least both of our fears are based in some semblance of reality…yours in the fact that Penguins and Oklahoma do indeed exist, and mine in the fact that farts and prolapse do indeed exist…
Wait… 
… Oklahoma actually exists? Oh, shit! I always though it was just some made up imaginary land people talked about to frighten little children who won’t behave. Oh, no! Oh-no-oh-no-oh-no! My anxiety levels just shot through the roof! 
Oops…sorry about that…