Yes … you’ve been a bad, bad boy…
Oooh limericks…time for this again… 
There was a young lady called Tuck,
who had the most terrible luck.
She went in a punt,
fell over the front,
and got hit, in the leg, by a duck.
I love the classics:
There was a young lady named Alice,
Who used a stick of dynamite for a phallus.
They found her vagina in north Carolina
And the rest of her organs in Dallas
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Seriously; favourite poet; Gerald Manley Hopkins;
From “The Windhover”
I caught this morning morning’s minion, king- dom of daylight’s dauphin, dapple-dawn-drawn Falcon, in his riding Of the rolling level underneath him steady air, and striding High there, how he rung upon the rein of a wimpling wing In his ecstasy! then off, off forth on swing, As a skate’s heel sweeps smooth on a bow-bend: the hurl and gliding Rebuffed the big wind. My heart in hiding Stirred for a bird,—the achieve of; the mastery of the thing!
Quite like Walt Whitman.
thank you so much, I am excited too .
thank you Sheldon, I loved this quote and saved it in my phone too hahahah.
You’re welcome, humour to me is a great gift, whereas superstition is a blight.
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