Here are funnies I have seen recently.
Me Mom: Alcohol is your enemy.
Jesus: Love thine enemy.
Case Closed.
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Sign in Restaurant Lounge Window (I copied the writing verbatim):
Happy Valentines Day!
Bring yur GF: 20% off!
Bring yur Wife: 40% off!
Bring both at the same time: It’s all free!
Franklin