There are so many remarkable Christian moments that I thought we should have a thread dedicated to their memory. Feel free to mention your favorite Christian historical moment. I will get us started…
Okay, I just gotta mention one of my second all time favorite moments to remember in the Christian faith, aside from the Jones’Town Kool Aid drink-athon, was the ever popular foreskin exchange that resulted in the acquisition of a bride. “Michal’s story is recorded in the first Book of Samuel, where it is said in 1 Samuel 18:20 and 18:28 that Michal loved David. … David took part in a further battle, killed 200 Philistines, and brought their foreskins to Saul as a double bride price.”
1394: In 1394, the people of Mortaign, France attended the execution of a local pig. The pig, which was female and apparently ownerless, had wandered into the local church, climbed onto a small altar or table and guzzled down consecrated wafers, set aside for the Holy Eucharist. The pig was promptly seized, put on trial, deemed to be guilty of blasphemy and hanged. (Praise The Lord and his mighty hand of Justice!)"
Hell, I tried to give White, Old Man’s foreskin and she just yelled at me and told me to get the bloody thing out of the house. Useless, completely useless.*