Goodness Bless Ted Bundy

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Good! I turned 40 last year and immediately stopped giving a fuck.

My Supervisor pulled me into his office and said,

“Ratspit; you make one dollar more than the other officers … now, can you justify that?”

Thinking …

“Uh. Yeah. How about I’ve been here six years - been shift supervisor for three years; train every stupid monkey-fuck that comes through these doors; pass on years of knowledge; know the site inside and out; cover for you on your holidays; and I could go on …”

“Now, ratspit - I was talking to the client and he asked the same question. To be honest, I drew a blank.

“So, it’s Friday and when I come in on Monday I’d like to hear from you what extra things you can do to prove that you deserve one dollar more an hour than the other guys.”

Sorry bud. I’m 40. Life’s too short to put up with assholes like you - I thought.

And I handed in my two weeks that very same day. Since then, I’ve got my eyes on a much better paying job with a real future.

Life hasn’t been easy, but thank Zeus I left that company. I’d been there six years and that fucker has the cohonas to ask me to justify a one dollar an hour extra wage?

Yeah. So, life’s good. Got a mortgage on a condo with my wife. Got a decent vehicle. In good health. Don’t talk or hear from the Evil One or the OverLord as much as I used too.

How about you, ya old bucket of bolts?

Hey. I got one for you. What does the robot do after sex?

Nuts and bolts!!!

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For your information, I do NOT bolt… (anymore). Not as fast as I once was. Now I just wait until I hear snoring, and then I sneak out as quietly as possible.

Otherwise, doing fine. Having a two year old grandson around most of the week keeps me busy. Then on the days he’s not here I play catch-up with things around the house and yard. The fun never ends.

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I’ve been wondering. As a metallic Tin Man does … uh … does uh … what about “down there”? Is that a permanently rigid and ready piece of hardware?

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I admit it use to be. But modern technology being what it is now, many improvements and modifications have been made. L.E.D.'s, custom vibrations, size adjustment controls, and a couple of other little “secret surprises”. And that is just the STANDARD package. You should see some of the advanced options. WOW!

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Well I am that I suppose. I have licked some…never mind, that would be inappropriate to say.

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I guess you would also prefer Atheists stop using all pesky facts and by all means that annoying logic you all seem to be so enamored with…

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Greetings…Good for you. I have, over the years had to take such a walk several times and it was always the right decision.