Probably the wrong place to post it but hey ho!
Anyway, I think it’s funny 
UK Atheist
Well, there’s that other thread, running for five full years now…
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But only atheists can see that, right?
UK Atheist
Correct. But if the community wants it moved to this room, I can do so.
Chime in, all.
I vote ‘aye’ for moving it to this room.
No objections against moving.
It’s been moved.
Note: back when that thread was started, there was no Random Fun room.
if somebody confirms to have a jar containing the very air jesus sneezed on, the world would lose their minds
Jesus: “Table for 26 please.”
Waiter: “There’s only 13 of you?”
Jesus: “Yes, but we’re all going to sit on one side, we’re having a portrait done later.”
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Time for possibly the corniest clean joke in my repertoire.
Johnathan and Christian were two prawns living on a tropical reef. Unfortunately for them, being at the lower part of the food chain left them constantly having to run or hide from other reef inhabitants, all intent upon turning them into lunch.
After one such escapade, Johnathan found himself temporarily alone. Until a large cod loomed over him.
Fearing that he was about to be doomed, Johnathan begged the cod not to eat him.
The cod then said, “Oh, I’m not going to eat you, I’ve already had lunch, and I prefer herring anyway. No, I’m here to tell you that I’m the magic cod of the oceans, and I’m able to grant you anything you wish”.
Johnathan was, needless to say, a tad suspicious, but felt the need to ditch a large weight off his shoulders, and was heartily tired of having to flee from everything.
“I don’t suppose you can ensure that nothing will try to eat me?”, asked Johnathan.
“I’ll flick my magic tail and make your wish come true”, replied the cod.
A flash of light later, Johnathan found that he was now a large shark.
“That should do the trick”, said the cod. No one is going to try and eat you now. Just, er, remember not to put me on your menu, OK?"
Johnathan agreed to be careful on the matter, and set anout enjoying his new found freedom from fear.
Unfortunately, Johnathan discovered that there was a dark side to being a large shark. Other sea creatures fled for their lives whenever he appeared, and even other sharks gave him a wide berth, because he was now a VERY large shark.
Not being able to make friends with anything else in the reef soon became more than a little depressing, so he decided it was time to be his old self. He then set out looking for the magic cod.
It didn’t take long to find the magic cod, with the distinctive golden magic tail.
“WHOA! Be careful sneaking up on me like that!” said the cod.
“Oops, forgot myself there for a moment”, replied Johnathan. “It’s just that, well, while it’s nice not to have to flee from everything else, now everything else flees from me, and I have no friends. So could you turn me back into my old self?”
“Looks like you’ve become part of an Aesop fable”, mused the cod. So, he flicked his magic tail, and Johnathan resumed his original crustacean state.
Soon, Johnathan found his old friend Christian, and immediately called out, “It’s me, your old friend Johnathan!”
Christian then yelled back in panic, “Go away! I know you’ve become a huge shark, and you’re going to swallow me whole!”
Johnathan then replied, “No, you don’t understand - I found cod, and I’m a prawn again Christian” …
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Yeah that’s definitely a Dad Joke!