(Preliminary release for non-public consumption) EIT
A revolutionary therapuetic approach
In response to an ever-increasing need for improvements in available treatment options, there is now an altenative to the many "tried and failed" approaches to a number of psychological conditions which have become pervasive within the greater society.
As patients have depleted their financial resources chasing so-called “cures”, predatory “therapists” have profited in a massive manner.
It has long been recognized that various stimuli may, under specific conditions, elicit responses which can accurately be characterized as therapuetic. Often, psychological disturbances can be “distracted” or “diffused” by a variety of stimuli which might otherwise be viewed as irrelevant or even, in some instances, offensive or abusive.
Although there is ample evidence in the historical record of the efficacy of external stimuli, there has not heretofore been any attempt to create a cohesive approach to therapy which employs any application of these known details.
After extensive research, personal interviews, and I dare say, many years of personal experience in the application and successes of related approaches, I have come to the undeniable conclusions of the valuable and greatly needed treatment options contained in this exciting and revolutionary study.
Drawing on studies done in the early twentieth century (M. Howard, C. Howard, L. Fine) as well as many many film references which are far to numerous to list, it became apparent that the passive approach to many psychological “maladies” was a failed mission. And although the success of the alternative had been amply demonstrated throughout the country in previous generations, the push for less agressive tactics has resulted in an attitude of resignation rather than one of domination of the problem or issue. Unpopular, but true, examples are the feminist movement and abolition of coporeal punishment of children, etc… Therefore, it is my privilege and honor to introduce:
“A revolutionary therapeutic approach"
EIT is an acronym for “Epidermal Impact Therapy” There are many names, pejoratives and euphemisms which have been employed over the years to demean and diminish the value of this importand methodology, including the widely used word “slapping”.
As has been amply and accurately demonstrated thousand upon thousands of times over the years, this technique works! Shock therapy was an abusive and exaggerated application and cannot be equated with EIT which employs specific guidelines and treatment parameters, consistent with the recognition of the well-being of the patient or client.
In the coming months and years, it is hoped that treatment centers will become available nationwide for the convenience and health of all Americans. There will be press releases and interviews provided in the near future. Additionally, persons interested in recieving more information about treatment availability now, will be provided contact information in the very near future.
It is with great pride and satisfaction that I am able to convey this valuable information at this time and I look forward to meeting with those of you in need of these services. Any “Therapists” disillusioned by the failures of the approaches insisted upon by their employers are welcome to join us in our pursuit of the Mental.
(No claims of of success of treatment(s) should be taken as fact or as an endorsement, regardless of the demonstrable efficacy of said treatment(s) )