Blimey, i think i was on the same columbian marching powder when i composed that.
The joys of replying on a phone at the butt crack of dawn, commuting to work, all whilst being sleep deprived my 16 month old. 
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Having given the question the serious random seriousness it deserves I have remembered receiving my first soul at a house party with chubby checker playing in the back room inviting everyone “to do the twist like we did last summer”. We were twisting so hard that we nearly fell off the bed.