Did the national Catholic Register get hacked by the Onion?

Are you sure the National Catholic Register hasn’t been hacked by the Onion? The article lists 2 ex NFL players and a cardinal as the keynote speakers for the annual March for Death rally with the Cardinal listed last! Who in their right minds would consider them EXPERTS ON OB/GYN CARE!


And a cardinal is an expert on OB?GYN care?