Cups and water?

[Tin-Man]

@Bluedoc

Or perhaps defecate into the too large cup until the water level reaches the top.

Ummmm… … As I recall, there are a couple of girls who already demonstrated that technique. But I believe they skipped the water part.

[Bluedoc]

@Tin-Man

As I recall, there are a couple of girls who already demonstrated that technique.

A friend showed me that video in a Ft. Benning chow hall.

My platoon sergeant’s half full glass of water was sitting not far away…

Inspiration for solving life’s most futile questions can come from the most unordinary situations.

[Get_off_my_lawn]

@Bluedoc

Why not just pour the water into a cup that’s half as large as the one it came from?

You have to sacrifice half to God, so you’re still stuck with just half a cup.

[MrDawn]

@Cognostic

Which is worse, a “Cup is Half Empty,” person or a “Cup is Half Full,” person?

I’m a pessimist. I look for the absolute worst in a lot of things. I don’t like getting my hopes up for things that probably won’t ever happen. Very rarely am I ever optimistic.