Blog on the Catholic wafer wars

I just watched your you tube video on the wafer wars.

Some thoughts.

Think of denying Eucharist to pro-choicers along the lines of a spouse denying sex. You are denying love.

It isn’t the bells that create the change. They are just to keep the congregation from falling asleep. The priest is irrelevant. It is the FAITH OF THE CONGREGATION that brings about the change. The change is not a physical transformation from bread to meat. It is a change of nature. The phrase is ontological. Other ontological changes are baptism and ordination.

Once you receive the Eucharist, it becomes a part of you. You take the love inside. It doesn’t separate. God is everywhere and a part of everything. The Eucharist is the powerful reminder of that.

The example in the video was that you then poop Jesus. Theologically, God is part of all things consubstantiation or no.

I used to believe in the Real Presence until Benne Dick.

As for the theologians. Benne Dick, the Great Theologian, with his well deserved reputation for clarity stated EXACTLY what the Eucharist is. It is a symbol of the sanctity of the clergies’ penises. I will no longer touch it if you paid me. Their attitude is - Now kneel down and BEG for it. You KNOW you want it! They are taking the Eucharist and making it into the plot of a porn flick!

The first item on the agenda at the fall USCCB conference – Make complete jackasses of themselves! IF JESUS DIDN’T EXCLUDE JUDAS FROM THE LAST SUPPER, WHAT MAKES BISHOPS THINK THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO EXCLUDE ANYONE FROM THE EUCHARIST?
The bishops’ “preeminent issue” BETTER be ensuring IT IS SAFE TO SET FOOT IN A CATHOLIC CHURCH!

Their ‘pro-life’ movement can be summarized as – Only MEN have the right to murder unborn babies and the mothers too while they are at it. Just ask bishop Timlin or Cardinal Law. If we object, they will take away our access to OB/GYN care and REALLY RACK UP THE DEATH RATE!

Archbishop Corleone of San Francisco “One of the ‘basic principles’ of Catholic belief is … [d]on’t intentionally kill, or collude in enabling others to kill, innocent human life.”
EPIC FAIL! I LEFT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WHEN I GOT SICK OF THE DEATH THREATS. YOU INCOMPETENT MORONS HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT intentionally kill, or collude in enabling others to kill, innocent human life.”

Cardinal Law is on record of forcing an under age teen to have an induction after being impregnated by a gang of priests. He is buried in St. Mary Major, one of the big basilicas in Rome.
Bishop Timlin wrote that touching letter of support to the priest who impregnated the teen and procured an abortion for her. He was just palling around with his fellow pagans at the USCCB conference. That monster may have been the one who confirmed my son.
The majority of American’s are in favor abortion access. It would be political suicide to promote a bill to overturn Roe Vs Wade.
The pro-life movement was designed as a wedge issue and cash cow for the Republican party and ‘religious’ right. THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF BANNING ABORTION… When the Republicans were in power, they did NOTHING to really limit access to abortion. They knew they would be immediately voted out of office and were not that stupid. It would have also cut off the money stream.
The ‘pro-lifers’ have the same medical competence as the anti-vaxers and are actively trying to INCREASE FETAL & MATERNAL DEATHS! – HOW EVIL DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO KILL WOMEN & BABIES FOR POLITICAL POWER?

It is the ‘christian’ form of sati. Rather than throw yourself on the funeral pyre of your dead husband, we are supposed to give our lives for the sake of an unviable fetus. After all, a mother has no value to her surviving children after they are born.

Welcome to the Catholic Church, where the clergy ACTIVELY TRY TO KILL YOU!
The Australian canon lawyer and the sociologist published two documents. The first is a legal report entitled “Canon Law – A Systemic Factor in Child Sexual Abuse in the Catholic Church.” (Free download from National Catholic Reporter) written for the Australian government. The second is the lay version “Potiphar’s Wife.” (Buy on line for real money). I verified the information with the author of the second book and the legal firm from the movie Spotlight. A third is “Child Sexual Abuse in the Catholic Church; An Interpretive Review of the Literature and Public Inquiry Report” another free download through the Center for Global Research; School of Global, Urban and Social Studies, RMIT Both books thoroughly document how the vatican ORDERED the bishops to protect the pedophiles starting 100 years ago. They include more detail on the Pontifical Secret that Francis just abolished. The Vatican turned the CHURCH into Q’s international pedophile ring! Francis just made pedophilia a ‘crime’ in Canon Law rather than a ‘sin’ like masturbation.

Benedict’s response to the pedophilia crisis, in addition to adding “Those who habitually lack the use of reason” to the list of those who could be raped with impunity, was to invoke the greatest evil he could think of – women. It’s response to the pedophile crisis was to compare women who want to be priests with pedophiles. The mantra in the Catholic Church is that the priest “represents Christ.” So, it’s vision of Christ is a deranged predator of children holy SOLELY because ze chose a male form when entering the corporeal realm. This isn’t the Catholic Church, it is the cult of Priapus, especially when all down the line from the pope to the bishops to the local priests they decided that the bestestest response to pedophilia is Benne Dick’s standard lecture on the sanctity of the penis. You should just see their little faces light up with JOY on the subject. Per Jean Vianney, they are now ontologically endowed to be “right next to God!” They can conceive of NOTHING holier.

Lord, I am not worthy to receive thee but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.

Catholicism is BILLIONS of believers held hostage by 3,000 proud, pagan, pedophiles in the hierarchy.

I was a 3-4 X/week,50 year plus, cradle Roman Catholic watching the pedophile crisis in horror, especially when the previous entity in possession of the vatican compared women who want to be priests to pedophiles. Then the PA bishops ordered all the priests to blatantly lie about PA Bill 1947 which extended the statute of limitations on pedophiles. I complained to my local priest; who handed out the "Catholic’ League’s Essay “Women’s Moral Descent” with its theme that men have the right and moral obligation to decide which women deserve to be raped. I called my daughter at college, crying, saying that the priests were depraved morons totally dedicated to worshipping their d*cks. Her response, “Duh, Mom! I’m sorry you had to figure it out in such a painful way.


Vatican vision of motherhood as demonstrated by the sin nod on the ‘family.’
The “mulieris dignitatem’ is all about God putting women in charge of the family.
Who was given no authority at the synod?

Father says the Church conquered and converted pagan Rome.
I say it was the other way around. (Jebulon – Wikipedia commons)
It was all a scam to further strip women of the ability to protect our children from predation!

See also – Men Explain Religion to Me. I’ll e-mail you a free copy.

Remember the 60’s song – One Tin Soldier

Go ahead and rape my daughter
Go ahead and rape my son
You did it in the name of heaven.
You justified it when you were done.
There won’t be any Trumpettes blowing
Come the JUDGEment day.
On the evil morning after……
More smug perverts ride away.



Very strong post. I can agree with almost everything. I also have come to the conclusion that the Catholic church has become a patriarchal structure that serves a bunch of mysogenic clergy to stay in power.

Sheeshhhhh, what a wall of text over a wafer. I have an easy solution for anyone being denied Communion wafers.

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Unofficial communion wafers? I suppose it’s the same with these as with unofficial sports club supporter stash or with copies of products from well-known brands – it’s not the real deal. From the unofficial wafers you only get unofficial flesh from an unofficial Jesus, and that won’t work, will it?

AN ex Catholic, I am aware of the importance of the mass and the eucharist.

Of course, being an atheist, It’s simply more superstition a far as I’m concerned. Just about every protestant religion agrees.

The catholic claim of having the power of transubstantiation is based on a willful misreading of scripture:

1 Corinthians 11:24 "and when he had given thanks, he broke it and said, “This is my body, which is for you; do this in remembrance of me.”

The statement is clear and unambiguous. It’s a memoriam, nothing more. IE Do this and think of me.

We have saying in Oz “what a lot of hot cock”, which seems a reasonable response to such an unfounded claim.

I think that’s Tu quoque, but I’m not sure. It’s nonsense anyway. The Catholic canon claims Jesus gave Peter the right to make rules.

" And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not prevail against it. I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven, and whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven" (Matthew 16:18-19).

PS It’s rude to shout on a forum. Perhaps try using bold font instead. You click on the big ‘B’ in the panal above.

That can’t be allowed because you need a priest to say the magic incantation. If any old box of crackers would do then the next thing you know Mormons will be following suit and getting their magic underwear from Victoria Secrets…


Divorced Catholics are supposed to be denied communion. A simple work around is to simply go to another church.

This was such a big deal to my ex wife that she applied for and got an annulment of our marriage. To accomplish this end the hypocritical cow lied her tits off.

The church doesn’t accept divorce. They have annulments instead. I finally understood the depth of their hypocrisy when Princes Caroline of Monaco was granted an annulment of her marriage to her playboy hubby . The grounds were that she was psychologically unprepared for marriage. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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I hope you understand that there were no contemporary extraneous records of this jesus and what happened. Outside of the bible, there was absolutely nothing documenting this jesus. I have serious doubts there was a jesus as depicted in the bible, and I have less confidence on the tale of the last supper.

I have no rational reason to believe in this story.


Not quite right. There are a lot of ancient sources about Jesus. However, there are no contemporary writings about Jesus

. We actually know nothing about Jesus.

Many scholars today opine that at best there may have been a wondering rabbi called something like Yeshua/Yoshua bar Yusuf. He may have founded a small millennial Jewish sect. That he may have been crucified by the Romans for sedition.

It is also my opinion that there is little if any similarity between any historical Jesus and the Jesus of the new testament. Especially the written accounts of the hallucinations of Saul of Tarsus, called ‘The Epistles’ and included in the Canon

There is little doubt in my mind that had an historical Jesus said and done much of what is claimed of him, he would have been stoned for blasphemy, even by his own disciples. It’s for this reason that I think the Gospels were probably not written by anyone familiar with the Tanakh or Jewish customs

Over the last decade or so, I’ve held the above position, the historical perception. About a year or so ago I discovered Richard Carrier. I find his mythicist position compelling, and am beginning to lean that way.

The Aramaic is long gone.

I asked the Greek scholar. The Greek that spread the Gospels was - The contractor told the fiisherman. You are Petros (Masculine) a useless boulder that will fail under load. Upon this Petra (feminine - bedrock) I will build my Church. The males baled. The women stayed. Christianity started out as a women’s movement. It was one of the common insults in Roman Society. Christianity! That is a religion for women and other slaves.

Not sure what you mean. Jesus is said to have spoken Aramaic. (a Hebrew dialect) The Gospels were first written down in Greek.

What? Who is the “contractor” ? Are you claiming it was Jesus? Based on what?

Really? Of course you can cite peer reviewed studies to verify that claim?

Utter bullshit . Christianity has always been male dominated.

Christianity was based directly on Judaism, a patriarchal religion. Jesus himself is recorded as saying that he had not come to change the law.

From the very beginning , this minor sect which became christianity was highly attractive to slaves and women. Not because it was a feminine religion, but because those two groups were the most marginalised in the ancient world. Christianity simply promised them an after life far better than the one they had .

Christianity has always been a patriarchal and misogynist religion. Have a look at what Paul says about women.

For goodness sake, have a go at supplying your sources. Otherwise ,all you are doing is making unfounded, risible claims.


I’m going into business for myself. I have found a way to supply anyone denied communion wafers with their basic needs while fulfilling my hedonistic pleasures in watching the Church fail once again. My epicaricacy knows no bounds. I have worked very hard on getting the flavoring just right, Pop one of these puppies in your mouth and you will swear it was the flesh of Christ himself.


@Cognostic Makes sense, many christians, from anglican to roman catholic to eastern orthodox celebrate the circumcision of jesus. It could be an annual “party flavor”.

The catholics celebrate his circumcision as " Feast of the Holy Name of Jesus" on January 1st. Get drunk New Year’s eve, next day suck on the holy candy flavored penis.

Somehow that meshes nicely. Good way to start the year.

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Ah, thanks. I have no idea what that means. Just looked it up. An english word for schadenfreude. Love learning new words.

So much for faith. :grin:

They have their own magic mun, ever since the convicted conman who founded them was selected by god, and handed the gold tablets for the book of morons, sorry it’s called something like that.

No… you only need an ordained minister. $50 online and your sister qualifies.

There’s a bunch of banned cartoons about the Mormons, saw some on YouTube. There’s a pip about JW’s (also banned) I’m sure White could tell how true it is:

There are several about the Mormons. Looks about right to me.

Accurate cartoon.

The original timeline of 1799 offered “proofs” of the last days based upon the Napoleonic wars, current events and “people” descriptors (2 Tim 3:1-5) But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days.(A) 2 People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money,(B) boastful, proud,(C) abusive,(D) disobedient to their parents,(E) ungrateful, unholy, 3 without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4 treacherous,(F) rash, conceited,(G) lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God— 5 having a form of godliness(H) but denying its power. Have nothing to do with such people.(I)

Lol, the support/proofs of the new timeline (last days now beginning in 1914) were WW I, current events and 2 Tim 3:1-5.

Regarding Michael the Archangel- Jehovah used him to create everything…Micheal was the only direct creation by Jehovah (a reason for the special title of “son”)

:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: all the scriptures they use to support their bible based beliefs, I could counter and argue using scripture to back my (previous) bible-based belief.