I love this new forum, I really do, but if I can offer one teeny tiny criticism, I do miss that disagree button. 
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Please explain how perfect old God made these stupid mistakes
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The proximity of the butthole and the genitals. (it causes a lot of trouble, including but not limited to diseases and the occasional wrong port of entry)
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The recurrent laryngeal nerve of the giraffe routes via the thorax and under the aortic arch, a considerable detour (like all mammals, including humans, imagine that). While in humans this is a detour of mere inches, in the giraffe the nerve is around 15 feet long. Causes the giraffe a lot of problems, very easy to fix for an intelligent designer.
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There are literally thousands of other examples, you can look them up, google intelligent design errors and prepare to laugh your ass off at your god’s fucking stupidity.
Now, if I was god, even without perfect intelligence, I would not have committed such stupidity. Is your god just plain stupid? Or, perhaps, it’s evil and just enjoys fucking things up on purpose?
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Oh look, it is another drive by rant poster! A random poster that thinks he/she is somehow special and knows all the answers because he/she heard of the very flawed complexity argument but is unaware how flawed it is.
Even though this argument has been thoroughly debunked well over a century ago, we still see a steady stream of religious apologist pop in here and try to “ah ha!” When ultimately the argument is actually detrimental to the notion of an even more complex “creator” god idea, instead of supporting said god idea.
This person might as well be arguing that the earth is flat.
How about the male “g spot” (prostate.)
What demented god idea that frequently also forbids the notion of gay intercourse, include a pleasure button deep inside every man’s asshole? What possible purpose does this g spot have? Why would this supposed all knowing god idea design that?
Yes. Please bring back the disagree button.
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Oh man … patience in waiting… fuck it! OK … here:
The Commandments were carried around in the Ark. Hebrews 9:4 states that the Ark contained “the golden pot that had manna, and Aaron’s rod that budded, and the tablets of the covenant.”
Imagine you’re an Israelite. Moses is up in the mountain. You and your friends are bored, so you engage in a big party. Moses comes down, sees the shenanigans going on and, oops - drops the tablets which smash.
Here they are
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+20:1-17&version=NIV&interface=amp
Now, maybe a few partygoers up front saw the original, but I doubt they memorized them on the quick glance before their destruction.
Moses trots back up and comes down again with God’s Written Word, soooo sacred it’s carried around in the Ark. No mention of stealing or killing. Here they are:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+34&version=CEV&interface=amp
As an Israelite I’d have no problem killing my neighbours and stealing their stuff as long as my baby goat wasn’t boiled in its mother’s milk.
Edited to fix links.
AND TO ADD - God’s memory is shit 
poor
Oh and he’s a promise breaker … can I address the next part in response to your
” Bible lacks the alleged inconsistencies.”
Oh, OK
I’ll wait first to see if you even bother responding to this
NO
[quote=“Sorrentino, post:1, topic:288”]
The Teological argument has been around for centuries. It is included in the so-called five proofs of Thomas Aquinas. (1225-1274 ce All have been thoroughly debunked. (see link)
What?
How on earth can I respond to that? Yes, I know; thank you for the ad hominem. Go fuck yourself you pig ignorant patronising cunt 
IF on the other hand, your post is satire, I apologise.
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They’ve been happening for decades you tool. Even as an apprentice Fitter in the early 1980’s I had to work with robotics. Christ but theists are dumb.
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Robotic Knight - by Leonardo da Vinci . If Da Vinci’s self-propelled cart was the first working design for a robotic vehicle, then the robotic knight would have been the first humanoid robot , a real 15th century C-3PO.
Ah, humans through history invented things before their (the inventions’) time for useful application in the real world. Remnants can be found- the application or usefulness (energy required vs output) of the idea usually was the obstacle to adaption into human society.
STILL waiting for a theist response to
POST number 16 … for fucks sake - it’s the most commonly understood bible laws … hello 
it’s the 10 Commandments
Nah… I’ve opened a beer 
and I got my smokes… and a Trump Supporter on Facebook to keep me busy…
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I’m having a can myself, and trying to talk myself out of ordering a takeaway involving a weeks worth of calories. 
Ok time for this old duffer of a technophobe to try and create a poll, no laughing please.
Is Sorrentino a troll?
- YES
- NO
0 voters
Woohoo, not to toot my own horn, but I is a creator of polls.
That sucker’s going on my CV.
Oh and no more cider for me for a while.
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Nah - toot your horn 
You are being considered for “professorhood” in another thread 
Hey -
do you own one of those tweed jackets with leather elbow patches?
Betcha Cog does!!! I’m taking his once we’re done in the bathroom…
That did make me laugh I must say. Still, I did just create an online poll…
DON’T FORGET TO VOTE FOLKS!
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Lol …
I love Friday’s. Apparently so far I’m in the minority of your poll.
Damn it. The majority will win.
And I’ll have to “accept the fact” that this particular poster is a troll…
Lol!!! *Pats Sheldon on head and finishes *
Mind you, you may be right…
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Well I believe in democracy, so vote as you’re minded to. 
IMO he is just a rude arrogant asshole.