Atheism Is Religion For Flat-Earthers

I found this post in the wild (link: https://disenlightenment.com/2025/02/27/atheism-is-religion-for-flat-earthers/) and I’d like to join the discussion, would welcome any pointers on how to counter the arguments. I hope it is ok to post this here. Thanks, Chad

I’m a Creationist. Like, an old-style Creationist. None of that new-age ‘Intelligent Design’ for me. I truly believe that, at some point, likely around 27 billion years ago, God literally clicked His fingers and created the universe. To me, the Big Bang was God clicking His fingers.

My fundamental belief in Creationism isn’t based on Genesis, though, but on Aristotle, the father of Western monotheism. In his 322 BC Metaphysics, the Philosopher proposed the concept of an ‘unmoved mover’: everything in motion was set in motion by something else; if A is in motion, there must be a B that set A in motion, and so forth. This series must halt at an X — an unmoved mover, a primary cause, the creator of all motion in the universe. Aristotle named this X ‘God,’ describing Him as perfectly beautiful, indivisible, and engaged in the perfect contemplation: self-contemplation.

The ‘unmoved mover’ has since been identified with the Judeo-Christian God by thinkers like St. Thomas Aquinas and Maimonides. This is the God that caused the universe, created life, and provides humans with purpose. The God who offers atheists something to disbelieve in.

But what do atheists believe in if they claim not to believe in God? The logical opposite: the universe is eternal, life was created from non-life, and our existence is pure chance.

Once upon a time, the scientific consensus affirmed an eternal universe, negating the need for a creator. Atheists everywhere rejoiced, with Nietzsche going as far as claiming that time itself was in ‘eternal recurrence.’ With no beginning or end to time, God was written out of history.

That was until Georges Lemaître, a Catholic priest, proved the scientific consensus wrong. His Big Bang Theory was a massive score for religion. If the universe had a beginning, there might have been a moment of creation. Not only that, but this theory validated St. Augustine’s 4th-century AD insight that time and matter shared a common origin.

The Big Bang Theory doesn’t necessarily imply a creator. However, a hypothetical creator would solve a significant problem: if nothing caused it, the Big Bang would violate the laws of conservation of mass and energy.

But the ‘eternal universe’ debacle wasn’t the first instance of atheist cosmology being subjected to ridicule.

The idea of a flat Earth is a fundamentally atheistic proposition, originating from the works of Epicurus, a 4th-century BC atheist who aimed to discredit the pagan worship of the Sun and Moon as physical deities (hence the term ‘celestial bodies’), arguing that both were just atmospheric phenomena, essentially suggesting they were the result of ‘climate change’ — in modern lingo.

To be consistent with gravity, Epicurus proposed that atoms would continuously fall into an endless void until encountering resistance. A spherical Earth would cause matter to simply slip off its edges. Conversely, a flat Earth would provide the necessary resistance to retain matter on its surface while the Earth itself continued to fall into the void, thus ‘explaining’ cosmological movements.

Epicurean cosmology held time and space were eternal, a continuum without end or beginning, similar to Nietzsche’s ‘eternal recurrence.’ In such a universe, everything is material, leaving no room for metaphysics. Epicurus’ moral assertion that no gods existed led to both an infinite universe and a flat Earth.

In Epicurean ethics, or ‘egoistic hedonism,’ the purpose of life is experiencing pleasure. The prospect of an afterlife’s reckoning undermines this purpose, necessitating a materialistic universe devoid of metaphysical morality sources. An entire pseudoscientific framework, designed backward to support his assumption of atheism.

While Epicureans didn’t deny free will, they believed it to be a product of chance within an infinite, randomly moving universe. This belief in randomness still underpins much of contemporary atheistic thought, despite scientific skepticism.

Darwin’s theory of evolution through natural selection, for instance, relies on ‘random’ mutations arising over time. Atheists wrongfully appropriate that idea to support a belief that we are nothing more than clumps of cells, evolved from endless permutations of stardust.

Our thoughts, emotions, and consciousness are reduced to simple chemical reactions and electrical impulses, or the outcome of accidental collocations of atoms. Just white noise and enzymes.

Then there’s the pesky question of the origin of life. Evolution accounts for how one species originated from another, but it stops short of explaining the actual origin of life. Regressing from one species to its ancestor inevitably leads to the absurd conclusion that life must have originated from inanimate matter. Without a creator, atheists must take a leap of faith and believe that eventually, a rock gave birth to a cell.

Despite their belief system’s shortcomings, approval-hungry atheists often claim intellectual superiority, citing studies that ‘prove’ religiosity “correlates inversely with intelligence” or that atheists are “brighter than Christians” and “smarter than believers.”

While this research is likely tainted by self-interest, atheists might indeed have slightly above-average IQs, which is the same as saying that atheism mainly appeals to slightly above-average midwits.

An underwhelming, mediocre, predictable, and disappointing argument to be made by our self-professed intellectual superiors, based on a few randos ticking boxes in a pathetic IQ test form and then handing it over to a bunch of bored undergraduates to tabulate.

True brilliance aspires to achieve what Bertrand Russell, admittedly a brilliant atheist, termed “the noonday brightness of human genius.”

Being slightly above average in IQ is not the same as brilliance. Brilliance is embodied by Dostoevsky writing Brothers Karamazov, Kepler deciphering the laws of planetary motion, and Gregor Mendel laying down the principles of genetics. It’s found in Vivaldi’s Four Seasons, the differential calculus of Leibniz and Newton, and Descartes’ analytical geometry. In the encyclopaedic poetry of Dante. In Magellan circumnavigating the globe and Faraday discovering electromagnetism. This is true brilliance! In comparison, solving a Rubik’s cube in ten seconds doesn’t really qualify.

All those brilliant minds were not just nominally religious, conforming to the social norms of their times; but true believers who achieved great things not despite their faith, but because of it.

They believed not only in God but also in a higher purpose for their minds and souls. They did not surrender to hedonism as a means of escaping a brutish, materialistic world where our sole purpose is to react to the stimuli of a hostile environment until we eventually vanish, becoming just as inconsequential as the stardust we are made of.

“Smart/ important people believing in a god does not demonstrate that a god is real.

Please provide what evidence you have tha your god exists, or is even possible.”

My guess is that this person’s argument will continue to not make sense thereafter.

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I wonder how they would explain how those without any gods, or gods different than theirs, achieved great things.

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And, imo, a child alone in the streets in a city is demonstrating brilliance by staying alive.

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Thank you for the replies so far, they’ve been very useful! Would appreciate if anyone had good pointers on how to challenge the ‘eternal recurrence’ (Nietzschean concept of time), ‘infinite universe’ (an universe that ends would require a beginning) and ‘origin of life’ (abiogenesis) arguments. Are any of those beliefs core to an atheistic worldview?

There is no “atheistic worldview”. Atheism is simply a lack of belief in even one deity. It’s an up or down question on a single narrow topic. It doesn’t define one’s views on politics or science or philosophical matters. For example, a person could be [un]convinced of abiogenesis and still be an atheist.

While it happens for various reasons that atheists tend to be freethinkers and empiricists and admiring of science, nothing prevents an atheist from being, ignorant, or a controlling asshole, or logically inconsistent.

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The Big Bang does not prove God.

If God created the Universe . . . then where does God come from? If God has always existed, then why not skip a step and assume that the Universe has always existed? The idea that the Big Bang came from “nothing” is a religious idea . . . not a scientific idea. When theists claim that the Big Bang came from nothing, then we have a straw man argument.

The Big Bang is the begining of the current presentation of the Universe, which is vastly different than claiming that the Universe came from nothing.

We may not have all of the answers about what caused the Big Bang, but just because we don’t know something doesn’t mean that we should automatically assume that God did it.

If we automatically assume God every time that we don’t know something, then women would still be dying from sepsis after childbirth instead of doctors washing their hands before working on a woman in labor.

Can you theists not see the double standard between accepting that God exists infinitely into the past, but that the Universe requires a creator?

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for starters, the word atheist meant something very different back then. Pretty much every modern Christian would be an atheist by the way the word was used back then [because they don’t believe in Greek/Roman gods like Zeus, Appolo, etc], so this dog doesn’t hunt.

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which violates classical and modern physics, in several fundamental ways (Newton’s first law, conservation of momentum, conservation of energy, and lots more I’m sure).

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The Big Bang theory does not indicate that the universe had (or didn’t have) a beginning. It simply contains NOTHING like that. That is something people project onto it, and put into headlines for clickbait.

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Do we ever hear any new arguments from theists?

So what if our existence was pure chance? Winning the powerball lottery is pure chance, yet the money is very valuable.

How does the idea that something came from chance diminish perceived value? How is life less important if it came from chance?

This argument isn’t about science, and I suppose that it isn’t even about religion.

This argument is about mankind’s inflated ego, arrogance, and self-importance.

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Some have suggested the possibility of a ‘big crunch’ which is the opposite of ‘the big bang’. Such that there could be a cycle of big bangs, and big crunches. I don’t know how much evidence is there for that, as I can only imagine that much of the evidence of a big cruch would be destroyed by a big bang.

In any case, I am not sure a big bang indicates a start to the universe, or that it was done with intelligent intent.

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“a person could be [un]convinced of abiogenesis and still be an atheist.”

What would be an alternative to abiogenesis, that does not involve a creator such as god? It it was not by natural means, it seems the only alternative is intelligent design by something outside of nature.

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Hi! How did flat Earthers come into the conversation?

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It’s a long list of unevidenced assertions, some of them fallacious, and the guy doesn’t know what atheism means, he describes it as a “belief system”. Why would you waste your time debating with someone who is too lazy / stupid to Google a word definition?

See what I mean, what a spectacularly stupid question. Like asking what do you believe in, if you claim not to believe in mermaids, it’s an asinine question.

Straw man fallacy, three in fact, he’s also edging towards an argumentum ad ignorantiam fallacy, by implying theistic belief must be replaced with alternative beliefs. Note the hilarity of the word logic, used purely as window dressing / rhetoric.

Despite neither needing nor evidencing any deity, and being explained as an entirely natural phenomenon, again the hilarity is as palpable as the stupidity of the claim.

It doesn’t imply one at all, theists can’t demonstrate a creator deity is even possible, so it is not just entirely unevidenced in any scientific theories, it is not a reasonable option until they can do this. Note he is again edging towards an argumentum ad ignorantiam fallacy, and of course “goddidit” has no explanatory powers whatsoever, so asserting his claim “solves” any scientific problem is more comedy gold, and he’s wrong to boot.

No such thing as atheist cosmology, sigh. His long rant about Epicurus is also entirely irrelevant, as none of it evidences any deity or anything supernatural. It’s smoke and mirrors, like saying a man who didn’t believe in mermaids once said something wrong, so mermaids must be real, he’s just trying to obfuscate from his burden of proof, which he has made to no attempt to even try and meet, quelle surprise.

Straw man fallacy, sigh, and this is all a poisoning of the well fallacy, “an atheist was wrong about X, therefore god exists”, is fallacious. Atheists could be wrong about everything, all the time, always, this would not objectively evidence any deity, anymore than someone who doesn’t believe mermaids exist, then saying something erroneous suggests mermaids do in fact exist.

Sigh, he’s back to argumentum ad ignorantiam fallacy, the material universe exists, and at some point (at least on earth) life emerged, those are facts, it is fallacious to claim that not knowing how this happened, in any way evidences a deity using inexplicable supernatural magic.

Sigh, atheism is not a belief, let alone a belief system.

Well to be fair, they tend to get simple word definitions right, food for thought. I suggest the author consult a dictionary occasionally, and try to be less petulant because others don’t share his unevidenced beliefs.

Nope, those claims are not the same, and of course has zero relevance as despite his petulant sweeping claims about atheists, this again does not remotely evidence any deity or deities. The ad hominem is clearly derived from that chip on his shoulder, again.

Appeal to authority fallacy, since their genius is of no relevance unless it enabled them to objectively evidence any deity, or that a deity is even possible, though the chip seems to be getting bigger with eacj new paragraph of his disjointed rant.

So what? Sir Isaac Newton believed in alchemy, geniuses can be flat out wrong, which is why appealing solely to someone’s genius is fallacious.

Straw man, and a false dichotomy. Not one word to objectively evidence any deity. Quelle surprise…It’s just a thinly veiled, and petulant rant at those who dare not to share his unevidenced belief in unevidenced archaic superstitions.

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I think you misunderstand, one may disbelieve a claim without having any alternative to it, indeed one should, if the claim is unsupported by any / sufficient objective evidence, and it is fallacious to imply any idea gains credence, because we lack an alternative. This fallacy is called argumentum ad ignorantiam.

“Argumentum ad ignorantiam is a Latin phrase that translates to “argument from ignorance” or “appeal to ignorance”. It’s an informal logical fallacy that occurs when someone assumes something is true or false because there’s no evidence to the contrary.”

You’re missing my point. One’s belief position on deities has nothing to do with one’s belief position on other matters. An atheist could have no view at all on how life arose, or in principle could even embrace a crackpot belief. So long as that belief didn’t involve any gods, they’d still be an atheist.

Abiogenesis BTW is a hypothesis and not a proven theory. In fact I don’t know how you’d falsify it, so technically it’s not a scientific hypothesis, either. We can only refine proposed mechanisms and try to reproduce them conclusively to show it is a plausible explanation. As such even though I happen to lean toward abiogenesis I have to reserve judgment on it at this time. I think that’s probably what most scientists also do, atheist or not.

The lack of a proven scientific theory of life from non-life doesn’t in any way influence me to think belief in a god is reasonably supportable. Some things we don’t / can’t / perhaps will never know. That doesn’t make a god a good explanation. Lack of explanations are tolerable – in fact, perfectly fine. There is far more we don’t know than that we know in this universe. It’s perfectly okay

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Makes me think of Raëlianism. One of their ideas does involve ‘intelligent design’ of humans by extra terrestrials. Which might be possible, but still doesn’t answer the question of the origin of life in general, for instance, what is the origin of Alien life then?

That seems a given that atheists are not going to believe in a god or gods, or spirits etc being the source for life. That an atheist can reject a natural process for life, does not seem possible.

“argumentum ad ignorantiam” seems like a joke on this one, I am sorry. But I suppose if life from non life can’t be proven true, then one cannot say anything about the origin of life.

Mystery and the unexplained appears have been accepted by at least one atheist. And why not, its liberating to not know…isn’t it?

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Oh look, a Gish Gallop of the usual garbage we see all the time from Magic Man fetishists.

That he doesn’t realise his ex recto apologetics were destroyed a long time ago, would be cute to behold, if I hadn’t spent 15 years watching these ideological turds being shat out time and time again by creationist morons.

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Can you give an example of something that is NOT natural?