The next one will probably blow up in the factory. 
I think the next Starship will have implemented full self-drive.
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Musk prefers the euphemism, spontaneously disassembled, it’s catchy no? 
I think maybe the design stage… 
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The usual term is “Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly”, or RUD for short. 
He’s also used RUD, Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly.
It’s a shame he couldn’t get his people to come up with a euphemism where the initial letters spell BANG, or BOOM. Am I enjoying this a bit too much? Nah, fuck him, oily fucker…
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Big Old Outflying Mess?
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Maybe Musk just doesn’t have the right Germans. After all, the most successful boosters of the past were the Saturn series, and they were designed by the Germans we imported from Peenemünde after WWII. Musk is no Werner von Braun.
The fucking asshole just bombed Iran. This will not end well.
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They WILL retaliate. The city in which I live is a likely target. I think that mother fucker just started WWIII
Well at least you cant deny he always finds a way to be a savage little anoying orange taking shots before using his brain…wait he’s an orange never mind he doesn’t have a brain. Real talk this is such a risky move that will either cut tension or create more and it looks like the latter. I think our Muppet is getting desperate and showing his hand too early typical.
A few hrs ago, Brian Krassenstein tweeted:
Actions have Consequences. Here is everything that has happened since Trump bombed Iran:
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China and Russia strongly condemn US attack on Iran they claim violates UN charter.
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Iran’s foreign minister says he will head to Moscow today, will meet Putin.
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IRGC Threatens to Shut Down Strait of Hormuz Within Hours (Oil prices would likely go up 50-100% if accomplished)
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Russia’s deputy chairman of security council Medvedev: “There are countries ready to transfer nuclear weapons to Iran.”
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Iran attacks multiple civilian locations in Israel.
Now that’s ominous.
From what I’ve read, Putin sent crystal clear signals to the Trump regime that he did not want Iran attacked. Partly because Iran buys a lot of his oil, partly because he has a lot of nuclear technicians and scientists working at the Iranian nuclear sites, among other reasons.
Now that the puppet has disobeyed …
This may be the ultimate FAFO. He promised to end wars, now he’s started one. The only promise he hasn’t broken is the mass deportation one.
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Since the Russians have already issued statements, to the effect that there are “countries willing to supply nuclear weapons to Iran”, while of course leaving out the details, I think we’re down to about 15 seconds from midnight on the Doomsday clock.
This is probably the worst attempt to compensate for a tiny mushroom dick in history.
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I know right? We were blindsided by his extraordinary ability to say one thing and convince us that he didn’t say what we just heard him say. Or to assume that he meant what he said he said Like when he said he would bring prices down and they went up instead, because what he meant was, “down on your heads”. Or when he said he would bring peace when what he meant was war. Not only is he playing three dimensional chess but he is playing without a board.
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Or perhaps worse, with an imaginary board, and no idea of second order effects of any of his decisions even if the board was in any way tethered to actual reality.
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