I had planned to retire last year, but got divorced instead so she could run off with someone else, lost the fucking lot . Ah well, kept my house which I owned before I married, and some investments in lieu of a pension. I’d had to travel quite a bit for work over the years, so a proper pension wasn’t possible. now it’ll likely be the penury of a state pension only. Hopefully my health won’t deteriorate too quickly and I can pick up some contracts for 3 month spells each year, then use some of the equity in the house.
So my plan involves a time machine, and telling my ex to go fuck herself. Captain hindsight… 
