WTF? How in the hell do you qualify as an Atheist? You’ve never had deep-fried baby fingers, covered in a buttery sauce, smothered in Tobasco and dipped in ranch dressing? You’ve missed out on perfectly roasted baby shanks 20 mins per 450g/lb, plus an extra 20 mins. (Just like grandma used to make.)
And what about pulled baby shoulder? Delicious, sweet roasted, with a side of ground kitten brain? Dude, how in the hell did you get into this site?