It can’t, it can only define atheism, and all atheists by definition must lack any belief in any deity or deities, whatever else an atheist believes or not doesn’t change that.
You can claim we’re all turnips, it’s no less meaningless without explanation or objective evidence.
You would be demonstrably wrong, since there are people who don’t believe any deity or deities exist.
Nope, wrong again, there is sufficient objective evidence that the universe is 13.7 billion years old, and human beings didn’t even evolve until a mere 200k years ago.
Again this is demonstrable nonsense, since countless people have died, and the universe goes on.
No, they are subjective nonsensical anecdotes, that contradict and are contradicted by objective facts.
Are you trying to set some sort of record for erroneous claims? Your antipathy towards dictionaries is showing.
Leaving aside the absurd and unevidenced claim humans are gods, since it is unevidenced nonsense, even were it true it would not make me a theist unless I believed a deity existed. Language doesn’t seem to be your forte.
- The assertion your claim has merit because it cannot be disproved is a known fallacy in informal logic, call an argumentum ad ignorantiam fallacy. I have hyperlinked a full explanation of the fallacy for you to learn why your assertion is irrational nonsense. I also don’t need to know something is untrue in order to withhold belief, and basing belief on not knowing is frankly absurd.
- Since it is an objective fact that the universe is 13.7 billion years old, and the human species a mere 200k, and countless humans have died and yet the universe goes on, your anecdotal unevidenced and irrational claim is also demonstrably wrong.
You have not even tried to demonstrate a shred of objective evidence, just posted a string of subjective claims, most of which are at odds with objective facts. I can only hope this is a misplaced attempt at humour.
One thing is perfectly clear, you’re no more an agnostic than I am a god.