Uprising In Iran: At Least 83 Killed & Over 1,200 Arrested

I know! You get this constant nag at home. Honey, can I go shopping for shoes today, honey can I go shopping for shoes today, honey can I go shopping for shoes today… So, finally, you give in. You go out and buy them a nice tent… um Burka… with the latest, in fashion, Hajib, just to protect her from the uncontrollable urges of men, and what in the fuck does she do? Waggles her face in public. She just walks around begging to be sexually assaulted. Why in the hell did I spend all that money on the Damn Burka when a $6 chain a sock and some tape would have worked just as well. Men need to start putting their feet down and get their women under control.

At least, that’s what I would say if I were a true believer.