Well, it has become quite apparent that whatever religious belief Padster holds, it must be highly favorable in promoting dishonesty. And from the looks of it, ol’ Paddy is trying to claw his way up through the ranks… (waving pompoms… cheering)… Go, Padster! Go, Padster! Go, Padster! Go!.. Yaaaaaay!..
(Edit for mini-skirt alterations.)