Nothing odd? How did you get him past animal quarantine? Don’t you know that Welsh Dragons (but NOT the red Scots ones) are declared pests in NSW and QlD? Hah you are part of the great Dragon Pest Denial, you with your secret meetings and saying Bore Da, clutching your genitals, while standing on one leg and raising your left eyebrow!
Don’t think your crazy rituals haven’t been noticed in the burger joints you lot frequent! Hotbeds of…errr STUFF! And really bad sauce.
I’ve been warning about you lot for ages ever since “W” confirmed your existence as a radical organisation trying to get us all to repeat “llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch” while feeding our darling offspring to those Welsh Monstrosities!
Now I have PROOF! I shall open a blog on Istagram!