How could I possibly show you evidence of this claim? Why would I need to show you evidence? Why don’t you simply believe me? Are you calling me a liar? Do I appear to have some ulterior motive for making the claim?
Look, it’s really easy to get caught up in the weeds here. I was abducted by aliens, placed in a cell with an industrial strength toilet. The toilet turned out to be God and if I stepped off my mat a rocket would come out of the toilet, go up my butt and send me into a red portal into Hell.
Believe me yet? How could I make that up? You really think I’m lying, don’t you? Sounds like you’ve got trust issues …