The Death and Resurrection of Jesus/gospel narratives is highly historically attested according to mainstream scholars

That’s what I always thought as well. Then I lost my cookie juice, to a noodle-slurper, when a fart-nugget bounced off the wall and blinded me. We fell down the stairs and right into a twat-twiddler who was twiddling twat right there in the front lobby. If we were not wearing Barney outfits, we would have been recognized. It was a very lucky thing for us that the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman had decided to go to the movies that very same day. And then, make a big stink about being shot in the back of the head or we would have been on the front page instead of him.

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