All the parts human body got together to have a debate and decide who should be boss.
The hands said it should be boss, as having opposable thumbs gave man the ability to be a toolmaker, and set primates apart from all other species.
The feet were next, claiming that without them, man would be unable to travel, hunt, explore, and that because of them mankind had climbed down from the trees and become uber and therefore they should be boss.
The mouth said it should be boss - as after all without it, man wouldn’t be able to eat or communicate.
Next was the nose - it claimed it should be boss because without it, food would taste like shit and you’d have to breathe through your mouth.
And then the brain, who had waited patiently for all the nonsense to subside, said it allowed man to think, and obviously it should be boss.
Then the arsehole attempted to state its case, but the rest of the body roared with laughter, not even allowing it to finish a sentence.
So the arsehole closed up.
After a few days, the hands became weak, the feet became wobbly, the nose lost the ability to smell, the mouth couldn’t eat and the brain became foggy.
After which they all pleaded with the arsehole to open up.
Which just goes to show, you don’t need to be a brain to be boss, just an arsehole.
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