I’m surprised there isn’t a bible verse “Kneel and worship the almighty penis”, it’s certainly implied enough that you need one to be of any importance or have opinions that matter. Maybe some bashful scribe, or just one with a tiny penis, left it out of the version he was writing. Or maybe it’s that pesky “you shall not make idols” that keeps there from being a 10 foot golden phallus in every christian church.
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